Before I played Doki Doki Literature Club, I was a fat, smelly, loser who weighed 500+ pounds. I couldn't even get up to go shower and mildew started growing below my folds. That is, until I stumbled upon this game. DDLC has turned me into a womanizer online, and offline. Not only did my hygiene go up, I started getting richer. After I let a legendary burst of goon smegma out to Yuri and Sayori, I went through a spiritual awakening. This awakening got me 7 jobs that I work my as off at every single day, 100 patents, 1 Nobel Peace Prize, hundreds of thousands of news articles, a mansion all the way in the hills, and not to mention, I lost all of that weight I mentioned before, went to the gym, and now I am about a whopping 240 pounds of pure muscle. If it weren't for these four girls on the game, I would not have billions of dollars. I would not have figured out how to make Mars a habitable planet. I still wonder what my life would be like if Yuri and Sayori never existed. Monika and Natsuki are cool and whatever, but it's really their actions that led me to be come one of the richest people on the planet. This game holds a special place in my heart and reminds me of the struggles and hardships I went through when I was just a obese man who couldn't even put deodorant on myself. Thank you, Doki Doki Literature Club. Otherworldly goon experience.
