Space Boobs in Space

I am always amazed at the depth that Amazon Prime Streaming goes in its film library. I saw this one by mistake. I was aware of who Andrew Shearer was. I have other movies of his. When I saw the running time was 90 minutes I was a little shocked. Andrew does short stuff so a feature? Sure, I love his stuff. Plus it promised boobs. More on that later. The beginning deals with a ship from Earth going to a planet where they want the milk from our woman titties. They need it to survive. In exchange they will give us the milk from their titties. Apparently it bestows immortality on whoever drinks it. Seems like a fair trade. The movie actually ends pretty quick and there is a linking device with a ravishing creature with green hair. They use her show to introduce other short films. See, this is familiar territory for me. We get all sorts of goodies and it reminds me of Amazon Women on the Moon. Another great film. The green haired host interviews this other alien named Grand Muff Tit who is hilarious. Every word is a slice of comedy gold and I laughed a lot. So, this is a good flick. I would have probably gone into more detail, but there is nothing giving me proper credits on the internet and I don't feel like fast forwarding through the damned movie again to find them. Last thing. If you tune in expecting an abundance of naked boobies, keep moving. Sure, there are many exquisite creatures lurking through this film, but zero nudity to be had. That's fine, whatever. I'm fine with it. I know some people might get cranky wasting 90 minutes with no naked boobs so I thought I would mention it in the review so they don't get all pissy. And the short film with the game Operation with Dee Flowered is one of the funniest things I have seen all year. I thought it was a fun flick and hilarious. Also, the green haired woman hosting the show is one of the most ravishing creatures I have seen in a film in a long time. Her name is Xtina and she is absolutely lovely.

In the vein of so-bad-they're-good movies like The Room and Plan 9 from Outer Space we now have this treat, available on Amazon for free. I'm glad they didn't try charging for it as it would somewhat spoil the joke. IMDb has its budget listed as exactly $1,000 and I don't doubt it. On the plus side, every penny is up there on screen.

Space Boobs from Outer Space is a collection of bizarre short films from Andrew Shearer and his Gonzorrific Productions studio. (By 'studio' I mean 'camcorder.') They are told in the format of a talk show / behind the scenes footage of the main "Space Boobs" segment which is definitely the best produced one. There's at least three different locations, and one actress is wearing a spangly space helmet. Sadly, the budget didn't stretch to ensuring that all the aliens have the same shade of purple hair. I guess they had to make do with whatever Halloween decorations they had lying around.

You'll know from the title if this movie is for you. If you like an anarchic, rule-breaking, slightly porn-like B movie vibe with busty women wobbling around in ridiculous costumes fighting vampires and aliens, then this will be right up your alley. If you thought that Three Billboards was too commercial, then please steer clear. Personally, I enjoyed the heck out of it.

This movie is utterly painful to watch. I watched with a friend and was thoroughly disappointed and it takes ALOT for me to be disappointed at a movie. Womb Raider was SO much better than this movie... wow. Would watch again if i wanted to shrink my brain to the size of a pea.

This was just plain awful, costumes awful, acting awful, set design awful. All in all it was awful. If i could have rated this lower than a 1 I would have.

Space Boobs from Outer Space is a collection of low budget shlock films by Andrew Shearer. While the box promises boobs and b-movie fun, there is little of either to be found here. This is basically a collection of random and disjointed comedy sketches with frat boy humour shot on a cheap camcorder. Don't waste your time.