Private Specials 34: Italian Milfs! Mamma Mia!

The horrendous English dubbing, which is the main track not alternate this time around, helps sink this asinine time-killer from Private Media. Perfunctory sex scenes abound, with the big dicks of Omar Galanti and friends put to use.

A Golden Oldie actress who I admired from soft-core assignments ("Paprika" and "Pathos") a decade or so earlier, Valentine Demy, is back in MILF typecasting, heading up an otherwise unattractive femme casting. One episode even throws in an extra femme in virtual granny role for a less than desirable threesome.

Set-ups for the sex scenes are extremely lame, with car trouble or a tour of a house by a prospective buyer leading almost immediately to coitus. Like much of Private's product, generic sex is all that is being delivered, however structured or packaged.

Director Gianfranco Romagnoli, who has served in various flunky capacities on innumerable Euro Porn shoots, is patently incompetent, as witness the worst of his films I've seen thus far, the execrable and incoherent "Hot Sinners/Tropical Pleasure", an ill-advised Harmony Films release.