The Kingdom of Var

How this movie possibly has a rating of 3.3 (as of this writing) is a bloody mystery. If I could give this a negative rating, I would have gladly and deservedly done so. When I see films this devoid of any redeeming qualities with a rating they don't deserve, I assume the friends, family and acquaintances of every human being associated with the production have been coerced into rating it favourably.

Every single aspect of this film, from conception through execution are fifth rate. You'd almost think this was produced by a 13 year old using an iPhone 4 over a long weekend.

Acting: horrible.

Continuity: Non-existent Production qualities: ZERO.

Borderline horror version of "The Room" with awful acting, props, effects, plot, camera work, editing, and just about everything else BUT you can't look away as the incredibly strange acting of the lead is jaw droppingly odd, leaving you to wonder if she's mentally ill or that was just a gonzo choice. The circular story is sort of okay, if just so amateurishly done that it all falls flat. You're bound to get a lot of laughs though, so it's a perfect party movie.

This is not a real movie, this is "me and friends messing around with camera on weekend" type of deal. From acting, script, camera work to characters everything is just dreadful or non existent. Respect your time, do not watch this "project".

Acting was horrific! These people need to leave the field now! I've never seen anything this bad. Even school kids can do better than this.

• but first I had to realise that it was all intentional - in that no one had a shred of talent OR simple knowledge of HOW TO FAKE IT. Script, sound editing, camera, and acting, oh acting! You know, where you go by method and put on an observed real life character's ways and modes or you practice stance, walking, talking, mimics and gestures from observing yourself or other actors - that acting. But neither is this movie.

Sorry, hard pass. Only excuse: It's a Time Travel movie. You know:

2019 I The Kingdom of Var II 81 min I dir. Nicholas Kleban I Magic, Time Traveller I 21st century I NOTE: Student film.