An illustrious British boarding school becomes a bloody battleground when a mysterious sinkhole appears at a nearby fracking site, unleashing unspeakable horror.An illustrious British boarding school becomes a bloody battleground when a mysterious sinkhole appears at a nearby fracking site, unleashing unspeakable horror.An illustrious British boarding school becomes a bloody battleground when a mysterious sinkhole appears at a nearby fracking site, unleashing unspeakable horror.
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Whereas this misses the vital team members of the cornetto team namely Nira Park and the combined writing efforts of Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright it still produces the goods.
In a way I wish I hadn't read the other reviews - sure people must've seen a different film!? But here goes mine ....
So basically this film is a combination of the style and horror rom com of Shaun of the Dead and the 1960s dark rebellious movies such as IF , Unman Wittering and Zigo , Goodbye Mr Chips . If you've seen those films you'll get the comedy cues . If you haven't you might struggle . It also has more than a little parody of Harry Potter.
What was good about the movie ? Casting - casting a female lead who's actual name is Harmoine was genius ! Simon Pegg and Margot Robbie's failing romance . The matron was a great casting real St Trinians styling .
What was not so good ? Martin Sheen and Simon Peggs characters seem to merge into one the scripting could have been better here . It couldn't be described as horror the creatures weren't at all horrific . At times it laboured and you felt you wanted the film to end quicker .
The themes were reluctant aspiration , good over evil ,failing and seemingly unobtainable romance . Bullying . Deceit . Parental pressure . Isolation and abandonment. Tradition vs contemporary and changing times and accepting of LGBTQ's etc
It was a story of symbolism and the changing landscape of the economics of the country , whereas public schools were originally for the male elite to be shoehorned into their roles of leading the country the Slaughterhouse school ( looking a lot like Stowe ) has to reluctantly adapt itself to accepting girls and foreign students to prop up its finances .
Then there's the more sinister side of the headmaster's dealings with unethical corporations and the final retribution of triumph of good over evil.
Horror fans might be disappointed by the lack of actual horror - it certainly wasn't a movie where you'd jump out of your skin but it wasn't a bad movie and is an enjoyable watch if you go there with the right expectations . The comedy propped it up .
Pad.A 8/10 Padreviews
In a way I wish I hadn't read the other reviews - sure people must've seen a different film!? But here goes mine ....
So basically this film is a combination of the style and horror rom com of Shaun of the Dead and the 1960s dark rebellious movies such as IF , Unman Wittering and Zigo , Goodbye Mr Chips . If you've seen those films you'll get the comedy cues . If you haven't you might struggle . It also has more than a little parody of Harry Potter.
What was good about the movie ? Casting - casting a female lead who's actual name is Harmoine was genius ! Simon Pegg and Margot Robbie's failing romance . The matron was a great casting real St Trinians styling .
What was not so good ? Martin Sheen and Simon Peggs characters seem to merge into one the scripting could have been better here . It couldn't be described as horror the creatures weren't at all horrific . At times it laboured and you felt you wanted the film to end quicker .
The themes were reluctant aspiration , good over evil ,failing and seemingly unobtainable romance . Bullying . Deceit . Parental pressure . Isolation and abandonment. Tradition vs contemporary and changing times and accepting of LGBTQ's etc
It was a story of symbolism and the changing landscape of the economics of the country , whereas public schools were originally for the male elite to be shoehorned into their roles of leading the country the Slaughterhouse school ( looking a lot like Stowe ) has to reluctantly adapt itself to accepting girls and foreign students to prop up its finances .
Then there's the more sinister side of the headmaster's dealings with unethical corporations and the final retribution of triumph of good over evil.
Horror fans might be disappointed by the lack of actual horror - it certainly wasn't a movie where you'd jump out of your skin but it wasn't a bad movie and is an enjoyable watch if you go there with the right expectations . The comedy propped it up .
Pad.A 8/10 Padreviews
Just come out of watching what was billed as a horror comedy. What I saw was so little of either that even Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Michael Sheen couldn't salvage a comprehensive description of what this film is meant to be.
Expectations were always going to be high with the talent involved - a film in this genre with Pegg and Frost of course makes you think you might be about to witness a new instalment in the Cornetto trilogy - but even the performances from all involved (including Neil's dad from The Inbetweeners and a few glimpses of Margot Robbie) couldn't forge an enjoyable film.
There seems to be nothing that connects the story together. Plot threads go nowhere or end as abruptly as they were introduced. Sequences are edited to point of inducing nausea.
I'm really sorry, but I'm so disappointed by this film. My expectations weren't high going in, but it successfully limboed underneath even my lowest of expectations.
Best quote: "I don't want to die unfulfilled." - "I don't want to die a virgin." - "I don't want to die wearing Greek sandals!"
Expectations were always going to be high with the talent involved - a film in this genre with Pegg and Frost of course makes you think you might be about to witness a new instalment in the Cornetto trilogy - but even the performances from all involved (including Neil's dad from The Inbetweeners and a few glimpses of Margot Robbie) couldn't forge an enjoyable film.
There seems to be nothing that connects the story together. Plot threads go nowhere or end as abruptly as they were introduced. Sequences are edited to point of inducing nausea.
I'm really sorry, but I'm so disappointed by this film. My expectations weren't high going in, but it successfully limboed underneath even my lowest of expectations.
Best quote: "I don't want to die unfulfilled." - "I don't want to die a virgin." - "I don't want to die wearing Greek sandals!"
This film seemed to be running in a lot of directions at once without getting anywhere.
It oscillated constantly between trying to be a farce, a horror flick, a comedy, a romance, a social commentary, and an environmental movie.
The problem is while it was bouncing around trying to condemn fracking, homophobia, teen suicide, classicism, British imperialism, private education, capitalism, and a bunch of other stuff, it gave short shrift to character and plot development.
The saddest part of all this is they had some stellar actors to work with, including: Michael Sheen, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, and Margot Robbie.
With that kind of star power this should have been a slam dunk, but it simply wasn't.
Instead of a hilarious horror comedy; this ended up being a big tangled mess of missed opportunities.
Between the plethora of plot points and the massive cast of characters, there was simply too much going on for the audience to get much out of the film.
When you're asked to care about everything and everyone all at once, the sad reality is you end up caring about none of it because Slaughterhouse Rulez never gives you a chance to get invested in any of the storylines beyond the surface level.
It's too bad someone with a stronger vision who understands that less is sometimes more had not gotten ahold of this script.
If someone had simply paired it down to a more streamline concept, this could have been spectacular.
Instead, it mostly ended up being a slightly frustrating and therefore largely forgettable mess.
It oscillated constantly between trying to be a farce, a horror flick, a comedy, a romance, a social commentary, and an environmental movie.
The problem is while it was bouncing around trying to condemn fracking, homophobia, teen suicide, classicism, British imperialism, private education, capitalism, and a bunch of other stuff, it gave short shrift to character and plot development.
The saddest part of all this is they had some stellar actors to work with, including: Michael Sheen, Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, and Margot Robbie.
With that kind of star power this should have been a slam dunk, but it simply wasn't.
Instead of a hilarious horror comedy; this ended up being a big tangled mess of missed opportunities.
Between the plethora of plot points and the massive cast of characters, there was simply too much going on for the audience to get much out of the film.
When you're asked to care about everything and everyone all at once, the sad reality is you end up caring about none of it because Slaughterhouse Rulez never gives you a chance to get invested in any of the storylines beyond the surface level.
It's too bad someone with a stronger vision who understands that less is sometimes more had not gotten ahold of this script.
If someone had simply paired it down to a more streamline concept, this could have been spectacular.
Instead, it mostly ended up being a slightly frustrating and therefore largely forgettable mess.
When I first heard about this movie I was super excited being a huge fan of Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz. It started off pretty funny but as the movie went into the 2nd half it all started going downhill. If Edgar Wright wrote or directed this it would have been SO much better. If you're as big a fan of Simon and Nick as I am it's worth watching once but I probably won't ever watch it again
"Slaughterhouse Rulez" is a disappointing film for fans of comedy, black-humor, drama, romance and horror. The silly plot does not satisfy any of the foregoing genres. The comedy is silly and not funny; the black humor is poor; the drama and the romance are shallow, almost inexistent; and the horror is ridiculous and not scary, with terrible special effects. The great cast is wasted and cannot save the film. My vote is five.
Title (Brazil): "Escola da Morte" ("Death School")
Title (Brazil): "Escola da Morte" ("Death School")
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- TriviaFirst film to be released by Simon Pegg and Nick Frost's production company, Stolen Picture.
- GoofsDuring the final act, Willoughby (Asa Butterfield) takes Don's (Finn Cole) tie to face one of the creatures allowing the others to escape. However in the next shot when Don is talking to Clemsie (Hermione Corfield), his tie is back around his neck tied neatly. When he returns to Willoughby, tie is gone again.
- Crazy creditsDuring the first part of the end credits, the headmaster is giving a voice over speech.
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- Also known as
- Quy Tắc Của Lò Mổ
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Box office
- Gross US & Canada
- $4,665
- Opening weekend US & Canada
- $2,145
- May 19, 2019
- Gross worldwide
- $730,762
- Runtime1 hour 44 minutes
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- Aspect ratio
- 2.39:1
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