Contactee

When I stumbled upon this 2021 movie from writer and director Vincent Caldoni, I must admit that the synopsis for the movie was actually selling the movie well enough. At least it made me pick up the movie and give it a go.

And wow, this movie was tedious and so incredibly slow paced and boring that it was a drag to sit through it. In fact, I managed to endure a painstaking 45 minutes of the ordeal that is known as "Contactee", then I gave up out of sheer and utter boredom.

The movie is listed as a sci-fi movie, I suppose pure undiluted boredom is not a movie genre, huh?

The storyline told in "Contactee" was just devoid of anything even remotely interesting and the story dragged on at an incredible snail pace. It is virtually one of the most boring and mundane movies I have had the misfortune of suffering through - well, partially through, to be honest. Yeah, the storyline just completely failed to enthrall me and offered no entertainment or enjoyment whatsoever.

"Contactee" has a small list of casted actors and actresses, and they literally had next to nothing to work with, so it was painful to watch them struggle with the lack of a script like fish out of water, flailing around trying to get along.

This was a massive swing and a miss from writer and director Vincent Caldoni, and I have absolutely no interest in returning to watch the rest of this snoozefest.

My rating of "Contactee" lands on a mere one out of ten stars. This was just a horrible experience. Do yourself a favor and stay well clear of this.

I felt so bad for these poor actors trying so hard to make something out of a nonexistent story, terrible dialogue, a lack of coherent character motivations, bad directing and subpar editing.

And became involved in the story, although I also found myself confused several times throughout, then subjected to some tropes of a rather pedestrian variety. This has some good qualities and potential; I'd like to see it accentuate these aspects more, trim down the confusion and do away with the rest altogether. I also loved the scenery from my home area.

Worst movie I've ever seen. I wish these people would get over themselves and go back to making coffee.

Giving this a 3/10 is probably being way too generous. It only gets that because I've seen far worse that I've watched all the way through to the end. But this one could probably double nicely as the stain on the inside of one of Joe Biden's adult diapers.