Treize à la douzaine

The Cheaper by the Dozen films with Steve Martin and Bonie Hunt weren't great, but they were watchable. I actually rewatched Cheaper By the Dozen 2 last night and teared up, that isn't happening with this viewing. That incarnation had a fun story, kids that you could actually want to hang with and a fun location.

Cut to Disney's un necessary reboot. The charm is gone and is re placed by un likeable actors and frustrating plot. Zach Braff " replaces' Seve Martin and he is very un likeable. I hate to sound negative, but, the children are not likeable. Let me back up, there are no likeable characters.

I had really low expectations, and was slightly hoping this would be "ok."

Kenya Barris, the creator of Black.ish, wrote this, and yes, it feels like a Black.ish film. I wish he casted better kids. There was no reason for this film, producers should have had Steve Martin brought in for a cameo as a different character, but didn't happen. Can Disney stop with these un necessary reboots, please.

Interesting story with starting right in the family life together instead of how the parents met. Liked the story about trying to promote their family restaurant. This movie has none of the charm of the movies before it. As a comedy this movie falls flat, with very little laughs.

Meh....it was ok. Pretty generic and nothing new or special. I like the idea of a mixed family but they made it so PC it kinda ruined it for me. I find Gabrielle Union plays the same type of character in most things I've seen her in, so I wasn't impressed with her performance. Zach Braff is a good comedic actor and so I expected a bit more of a comedy element from him. All in all it was just a below average family comedy that only made me laugh a few times.

This was one of the most eye-rolling experiences anyone could have watching a movie. From the moment this film begins it sets its low bar with a long expositional scene that shows the cringe-inducing Disney Channel quality that will follow. It pretentiously tries to be funny while at the same time trying to appeal to the younger audience of this generation leading to a film that feels like catering without style or substance. This was obviously not going to be a film that should be taken seriously, but considering the intended audience this film tries to appeal to, it should have had some sense of self-respect. The look of the film feels cheap and lazy. There were many points in this film that felt embarrassing to watch, especially because of how much it tries to throw at the screen in hopes that it will somewhat entertain anyone who bothers to watch it. It's a shame that throughout this entire film there wasn't an ounce of effort to tell a compelling story of any kind, leading to a film that tries too hard and morbidly fails in every aspect.

I recently read an interview with the show runner from a very popular and well made TV series that has been off the air for a number of years. They asked him, with excitement, if he was going to reboot or restart the show. He simply said absolutely not, all these reboots are awful and I would never want to destroy the memory of my show by making a cheaper, woke, lazy version like everyone else in Hollywood is doing. I really wish someone from Disney would read that article and take it to heart. You built an empire on good entertaining family shows, don't destroy it by making cheap, woke, lazy shows (which seems to be all you are doing nowadays).