Space Babes from Outer Space

This movie is a total waste of time - even during self-isolation.

It's neither funny nor amusing. It's not even corny. It's just plain dreadful. I thought it was going to have the same vibe as great 80s teen movies. It had a crazy plot, nerds, beautiful women, and gratuitous nudity. But that's where the similarities end. The rest was utter chaos and, and.... well, nothing.

This movie is so bad, I didn't even finish it. I lasted 38 mins. So forgive me if the movie gets better after that. But up to that point it was utter rubbish.

This movie isn't a B-Grade, not even a C, D, or E-Grade. It looks more like the work of amateur horny teenagers.

Give this movie a ultra wide berth.

Space Babes from Outer Space (2017)

*** (out of 4)

Three space babes (led by Ellie Church) come to Earth but discover they need sexual energy to get their ship enough power to get back home. They meet a man named Charlie (Brian Papandrea) who is going to show them what sexuality on Earth means.

SPACE BABES FROM OUTER SPACE is a low-budget science fiction film that, as the title suggests, goes for softcore sex and a lot of nudity. This film was financed thanks to a very successful Kickstarter campaign and I must admit taht I was really shocked at how entertaining the movie was. If you grew up watching those cheap softcore movies on Cinemax and HBO then you should be the target audiance for this film.

Normally I make excused for films like this when I enjoy them but I really don't think I need to do that here. Usually I say a movie was poorly made but it had elements that kept me entertained but this here was actually well-directed by Brian K. Williams who really delivers what fans of this type of film would want. THe effects are very cheesy looking but they were done that was for a reason and they work.

What really sells this film are the beautiful ladies and the fact that they are constantly naked (except for the star Church). There are all sorts of nude scenes here and in fact a large portion of the running time takes place at a strip club. If you're wanting to see women naked then this certainly delivers including one scene where a group of strippers are on stage and this scene must have the most number of breasts ever capture during one scene in film history.

Even the monsters were fun. Yes, you read that correctly. SPACE BABES FROM OUTER SPACE really is a pretty good movie. Sure, there are flaws to be found but the film had one goal and it met and exceeded that.

I don't know what the 10 star reviewers are smoking, but I want some. If you want an honest indicator of how good this film is: look at the trailer. The "Space Babes" spaceship is made of cardboard and the control console is literally covered in tin foil. Look, this film came out in 2017, not 1966. There is no reason whatsoever to make a film as poor as this. To even call it a "film" besmirches the more respectable, talented artists who work tirelessly to create cinematic masterpieces. Space Babes is so bad that it doesn't even deserve a Razzie. Last year's Razzie winner compared to this would be an Oscar contender. Truly one of the worst things I have ever seen in my life. It has no redeeming value whatsoever.

I implore you: don't waste your time. Watching paint dry is far more entertaining than this garbage.

If you slipped the smooth curvy disc into the warm slit of your player expecting to see a science fiction epic, you will be disappointed. Sorely, I might even go as far as to say.

If you expected a movie about space babes who are from outer space, however, you will be entertained to no end.

I advise you to lower your expectations to the level that the movie's title already suggests, so you can comfortably join Vanassa, Ragyna, and Carrieola on their quest for love and space ship energy that's best harvest in a strip club.

Perhaps even lower your expectations even further, so you can be pleasantly surprised.

There is no budget to speak of here. No acting that's going to bring in an oscar. No special effects you can't make yourself on your phone while out drinking with your buddies.

But what you will absolutely get is a bunch of people who had a lot of fun making a movie, and who should be rewarded by watching it.

Whatever you do, if you manage to find that expectation-sweet spot, however narrow its range may be, you are guaranteed to enjoy yourself for almost 90 minutes.

I enjoyed the movie. I must admit that I am a sucker for B movies regardless of year. It was funny, fun and a decent story. The direction was great, nice shots all around unlike many B style movies this generation. Practical effects are a go to in my book. Very little CGI and I love that. The acting was better than most and there was beautiful women dancing. The only thing missing was full nudity. If you are going to make a real B movie, you need to be showing it all to get that rating up.