An imperfect murder

That was insanely terrible. What was Alec Baldwin thinking? Why the hell did he agree to be in this movie? I bet he was so pissed off after watching the final cut. It literally felt like torture getting through the opening credits and first scene. The trailer totally fooled me. This looked like it was going to be a pretty good movie. Nope! It was the exact opposite. I turned it off about 45 minutes in. I'm surprised I got that far. All this movie consists of is several scenes of drawn out dialogue. Nothing happens in this movie, nothing. Who actually likes movies like this? Do yourself a favor and pass in this one. 1 star 👎👎

Enough said. Except my review is too short, so uuuuugggghh

The acting in this slow, pointless film was very good, but I feel like I wasted 72 minutes I'll never get back. The film was disjointed. I expected things to pull together in the end like Pulp Fiction, but I was left wondering, "What the heck?" Why the dinner with her mother? Why the scene with the grandfather? Why the scene with his friend? Why did anyone write this movie? Why did I think this was going to hold my interest? Bypass this film and read a good book.

This film is like watching several unconnected short films that are all unfinished. There is no engagement, suspense, or even any sense in it. The operatic opening doesn't make much sense, and the murder is just a side plot. I just don't understand why this film was made.

I have never written a review....ever...anywhere for anything. This movie made me do it. Here's a short list of things I'd rather do than to have watched this movie. 1. Unblocked punch in the face by Mike Tyson. 2. Cross country trip with Ray Charles, he drives. 3. Barbecue with Jeffery Dahmer. 4. Attend college courses with Cardi B as my professor. 5. Use lit fire crackers as ear plugs.

I said short list, but I could go on. If they haven't done it already, I hope everyone involved in this movie has slapped themselves in the face....hard.

DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME.

Peace and love.