All Light Will End

Meh. Dragged on too much, cliche characters and just no scares.

It is quite unexplainable how this movie was ever green lighted. Ignoring the part that it is completely and utterly boring, it has a very weak and linear plot, with pretty much nothing to offer.

I am going to keep this short, same as the movie, and just try to warn anyone out there looking for a horror, drama or even something psychological: All Light Will End - But Not Fast Enough.

Try looking elsewhere, been quite a while since a movie disappointed me so badly. If you're into slow burners try The Dark 2018, Thelma or The Endless.

Cheers!

When the little native American/Latino girl grew up into a white woman, I knew I was going to roll my eyes a lot at this movie. The pacing is terrible. Time seems to not exist as day and night just change at random, even when the characters state the time of day. Savannah is a mopey depressed basic b with no personality and no discerning qualities. Or maybe that's just how this actor is considering I've never seen her in anything else. The police are a joke, especially the deputies, which is a shame because I like the sheriff from the office and the black deputy from smallville. It isn't remotely believable that her bf is actually her bf. They don't act like a couple, don't even look like a couple, and she seems to have little concern for him when he's not with her during the "action" parts. I wouldn't waste my time on this one if I were you.

Ahhhh 1/10 we meet again! So rare they are, but how much damage to my faith in the industry they do.

All Light Will End has some beautiful retro almost Argento like cover art so I was intrigued from the outset. Combine that with the memorable title and I thought this could be a title to turn 2018 around because it still sits as one of the worst years in cinema history on my analytics.

It tells the story of................well it has a girl and...............and she has dreams.............and..........stuff..........happens?!

So yeah, the film isn't exactly easy to follow. I'm not saying it's complex, I'm not saying its intelligent, I'm saying it's an absolute mess that makes absolutely no sense.

Played out in the real world, dream sequences and visions the story is baffling, the pace is ridiculous and the whole movie is a real chore.

I may be hard to impress, but it's also very hard to get a 1/10 out of me. That suggests a film has not one single redeeming feature! And All Light Will End ticks that box.

The Good:

Fantastic cover art

The Bad:

Everything across the board

Things I Learnt From This Movie:

That singing wouldn't have assisted my sleeping, I'd have been engrossed!

This movie was so horribly bad I made an account here just to warn people who might want to spend their time watching a good movie! The people who rated this 7/10 must be high on some heavy stuff! And quite frankly, after suffering through this, I wish I was too!