Group Texting, Group Sexing

Penthouse is poised to lose their most loyal customer, namely me, after watching a varied menu of their recent releases -all of them disappointing. The cleverness of this loser was used up when they concocted its catchy title.

It's a pity that Skye Blue cranked out this nothing feature, as she's usually more reliable. What we get is Jenna Sativa as a nerdy sorority sister, busily studying while everyone else is out playing, which translates in Adult world to humping.

She narrates the six vignettes, but much of the running time is given over to the latest in anti-cinematic content: a screen filled with back & forth text messages - too small to read (like those end credits on most movies using the tiniest font available).

It can't really be construed as a spoiler, with nothing to spoil, but eventually Jenna delivers her contribution to sexual content by masturbating briefly in soft-core fashion. Presumably Jenna's lack of XXX action is a corollary to her "no boys allowed" career path, though I would think Skye could have given her a down and dirty lesbian scene to occupy her time. In a sorority setting it wouldn't take all that much effort.

The endless parade of familiar faces trotted out in this video does not hide its emptiness, as the sexual activity not only lacks the vaunted cliché of "chemistry", but is filler six times over. Last refuge for a scoundrel is the orgy finale -no bacon saved, Skye.

The nearly dozen beautiful femmes on view are all crowd-pleasers but not this time out.