Schwanged

Jason: Let's be real. I could take Dale in a fight.

Jerry: I don't know. He's like a yellow belt or something.

Jason: Are you talking about those stupid karate classes he takes? Pretty sure they give you a belt just for showing up.

Jerry: No, I think they gotta break boards and stuff.

Jason: No dude, I went to one of those classes once. It was full of dorky kids that suck at sports, and ugly chicks with rape whistles.