They're Inside

When like half the reviews start out telling you this movie is flawed but ambitious you know something is up. Fake reviews, that's what.

This movie is not very good. The masks are stupid and the story is dumb. This home invasion sort of crap has been done better a number of times in the past.

Honestly, it's not worth your time

'They're Inside' (2019) 2/10 🌠🌠 = ABANDON

Why do they keep feeding us these cinematic calamities. The acting, Pace and Storyline was a disaster from start to finish, Complete rubbish is a word I've never used but is absolutely fitting. I really had to fight my emotions to watch it all the way through I was completely UNAMUSED. If creators of horror are going to keep pumping out the same uncreative style of shooting FFF (Found footage films) it has to be imperative that they atleast give us a worthy entertaining storyline that's attached to it. We are so tired of the corny amateur film crew who gets interrupted by wannabe creepy intruders in this case they wear stupid masks that resemble the 'BIG EYES ART PAINTINGS' brandishing steak knives chasing the crew around a secluded cabin in the woods. I really need not say more any twist or turn that's revealed isn't worth you wasting 83 mins. sifting through this trash to see. No I wouldn't reccomend this film to watch I have more fun doing chores around the house atleast it's not a waste of my time. My rating is 2 which urges you to be smart and Abandon this nonsense.

This felt very much like a several films thrown into one with some strange results.

There is "The Strangers," "Funny Games," "Creep," "13 Cameras," and possibly more. These four films for sure. With that said, there is not a clear storyline from any of these other flicks. There are just a few sprinkles here and a few there but enough to see the similarities.

I didn't outright hate this but it leaves much to be desired. The kills were decent, storyline was "Blah" and it was not acted well enough to really become invested. The acting might be chalked up to some bad character building throughout the script though.

My final thoughts are that it is simply a forgettable film.

Found Footage "The Strangers" without any of the cat and mouse. The home invaders are just not scary. They barely even toy with the cast... and all their dialogue is cringey.

There are a bunch of scenes of a predator cat (I think its cheetah) stalking its prey with classical music played over it interjected into the film. Ooooo so artsy... Why don't you just show us the actual antagonists stalking their prey. All we get is a cut phone line and a car that won't start. I've seen that a hundred times before in much better movies.

I think they were trying to make it more of a character drama, but even that side of things isn't compelling at all.

Oof... and that ending... What a cringe fest.

Actually now that I'm really thinking about it, the whole thing is pretty bad.

...I gave it an extra star for the full frontal male nudity. But that's about all this one has going for it. The main characters aren't compelling and whatever back-story they were trying to tell wasn't interesting enough to even remember. Don't bother, folks. There are many more found footage films that are far superior to this one.