Garfielf

Jon says that an unspecified subject is stuffing his or her face as usual. Later, that unspecified subject is revealed to be Garfield, who states that he needs to have a good meal. Jon proceeds to call Garfield a fat cat, who is so big and fat. He then asks a philosophical question on why he is so fat. Garfielf makes the shocking revelation that he eats, Jon, and that's what he does often. He states that the clock's hands are at a position showing that it is imperative that Odie gets kicked off the table. Jon warns him to not do it, as it is his pet dog Odie. Garfielf does not need his warning and sends the "stupid mutt" into space to revolve around the Earth. The man with a negative a million Intelligence Quotient shouts out loud the name GAAAAAAARFIIIELD! Garfielf says the clock states it is time for a nap as he is a cat who loves to snooze. GARFIELD, YOU LAZY CAT! shouts the big moron. Garfielf expresses his hatred for alram clocks, and his secret identity as "hungry". He also wants some lasaga. Jon warns that he is eating them out of house and home, Garmfield. Garfielf replies The Chit Chat is enough and some grub should be going. Jon asks Garfielf on the whereabouts of the three cheese pizzas? Garfielf truthfully answers that he ate those food. Jon asks where the taco shells are. Garfielf then confesses to chewing them up and storing them in the stomach. Frustrated, Jon asks where all the Hamburger Helper escaped. Garfielf emits an unholy rumbling sound out of his mouth. Jon proceeds to say that he is such a bad kitty, that's it, he has had it with him, that does it, he is done, , there is only one straw left Grarfileld.

A straightforward story of a man forced to deal with the insults of a god and his own personal intake. 11/10 would watch again.

The experience that I had with this short fabulous film was phenomenal. I loved it so much that I died of death.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Garfielf. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Jon's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Garfielf truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jon's existencial catchphrase "Garfield you fat cat," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as PilotRedSun's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them.

Crude, surreal, out there, full of nonsense I know the joke is poorly draw Garfield but I just can't get enough of it! I even made a play-list called "The absolute very best of Garfielf" It's just nonsense but I love it. Garfielf is just the most in-redeemable asshole in the world yet he always comes out on time, Odie only says Borf, everything is badly drawn but it's done in such a humorous way and the Fist of the Borf star parody series is actually really good! MAY THE GARFELF MEME LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!!! I actually made my own Garfielf video called Garfielf the shaman king, check it out! Here's the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOXCl-DLU-M