The Cabin

Even Asylum doesn't sink this low -- when you specifically create cover art to look like the cover art of a similarly-named and infinitely better movie from 8 years ago to lure in viewers, you've pretty much admitted you know your movie is beyond awful and can't draw viewers on its own merits. The deliberate attempt to imitate "he Cabin in the Woods" semi-iconic floating cabin cover art says all that needs to be said about this movie, and certainly all this movies deserves to have said about it.

Well, the fact that they managed to sink even lower than the Asylum studios does bear repeating, actually. So that's two things that need to be said about this movie. I'm giving them two stars for remembering to take the lens caps off the cameras, and deducting one star because that tragically ensured we could see what they were doing.

This movie sucks. Actors sucked. The whole thing was terrible. Nothing good to say about this movie...

Had to turn this diabolical mess off. Terrible acting, brutal overdubbing, terrible camera work. Pretty sure my dog could make a better movie.

"The Cabin" is a slash horror movie with mediocre storyline, non-charismatic characters and awful killer. The lead couple is unlikable and it is impossible to the viewer to feel any empathy for them. There is no explanation or development of the killer and the viewer never knows his motivation to kill or who he is. The storyline and the screenplay are boring, full of clichés and never build tension. Last but not the least, there are fake reviews to promote this flick and lure the user of this site, most of them with one line or two. My vote is two.

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From the beginning I hated both protagonists and couldn't wait to see them die. the killer/slasher is uninteresting and shallow. The plot holds little weight as the main characters never make any good decisions. also notice that all the positive reviews of this movie on IMDB have the same grammatical errors. This movie looks like what you might get when you give expensive cameras to an untalented (or maybe inexperienced?) crew.