Valentine DayZ

First off i started an imdb account just so i could post a review. I dont think in my whole life i have ever watched a movie that was this bad, EVER. And i have watched Ed wood movies. The transitions from one scene to another were non existent. They tried to make the lead actor into an action hero but failed. I know that actors in movies cant do anything with a bad script or director, but i dont think anything could have saved this movie. I am sad that so many trees were destroyed in the making of this film if they used paper for the scripts. Having said all that, i love anything zombie so i made myself watch it and to be honest it was horrendous. If you're looking for a good movie or even an alright movie keep looking. I had to stop the movie several times to rewind it because i kept feeling as if i missed scenes but i hadnt, its just made this way. If you dont mind either wasting your time or money then this movies for you.

Was boring. I wouldnt have minded the disjointed scenes that made no sense if something happened in them.. Ventriloquist was the stand out high point.

Cinematic Nappien.

The acting is horrible but the worst part is the mess of a script. How do you mess up a zombie script?? Outbreak --> killing --> the end. But not this one.

Max is getting married with a young girl, then there comes a zombie outbreak. It could have been a nice little "old fart protect young girl"-movie. But no. Subplots with more subplots and weird scenes with no connections to the main plotline.

It's a mess and you should avoid this it.

This film essentially begins with a former government assassin known simply as "Max" (Dallas Valdez) teaming up with his best friend "Dell" (Curt Lambert) to successfully rob an armored car carrying a load of gold bars. Not long afterward, the two go to a bar to celebrate their accomplishment and, while having a few drinks, Max meets a beautiful woman named "Sarah" (Carrie Keagan). One thing quickly leads to another, and they soon fall madly in love. However, as fate would have it, it's also during this time that a zombie apocalypse breaks out and everything changes for the worse from that point on. Now, rather than reveal any more, I will just say that this is one of those movies that could have been much better if the director (Mark Allen Michaels) knew what he was doing. Unfortunately, despite some decent acting on the part of both Dallas Valdez and Carrie Keagan, the story bounced around from one subplot to another so fast that it was hard to really develop any interest in the characters involved. Likewise, this bizarre approach also made it difficult to distinguish at times whether this was a comedy or a horror film. Not that there was really that much comedy here. In any case, although I initially had high hopes for this picture, I have to say that I was quite disappointed, and I have rated it accordingly. Below average.

Choppy, episodic, and unsatisfying. I felt like the movie abandoned coherence completely 3/4 of the way through. There's no payoff and the ending is worse than "it was all just a dream." Pass this one by. There's not a thing to recommend this forgettable mess.