Curse of the Slasher Nurse

This is a low budget film. Don't let that fool you though! It is a very good movie and who can say no to a 1980s gore horror film. Very well done. I can't wait for it to come to DVD so I can watch again. Really nothing else to say other than just buy it and you won't be disappointed!

I was so impressed with the direction of this movie. The gory scenes and the acting were fantastic, If you haven't seen this movie yet, do it! It was a classic horror film, I never knew what was going to happen next. Also, great music and sound effects! literally amazing from start to finish! Cant wait to see it again when it comes out on DVD

I read the reviews prior to watching this, as usual. What struck me as odd is:

• First, when reading the reviews they tend to have similar style, technical & writing expertise, a have similar flow, even those that aren't similar in content. You know...as if the same person was writing each review, intending for them to be different, but since a writer can't hide his style and word choice (without trying), we know it's the same person.
• Second, probably 2/3 of these similarly styled reviews end with a mention of being excited to see the movie again when they but the DVD. STILL coincidence?
• Third, each of the longer (but similarly style) reviews mention how the nurse is an homage to Jason, Freddy, or Michael Meirs. The mention is done under the context of how well the movie's antagonist performs as a legacy-level slasher.
• Lastly, each of the accounts who wrote a review signed up the same day, and have exactly ONE review...a STELLAR review of this movie, some going as far as stating that the acting and the cast performed at rarely seen levels of skill. I've watched it...any reviewer with such polished writing skills (and intelligence) who says THIS movie exhibits exceptional acting and chemistry did not watch the same movie I did. More on that later.

I mean, come on...do these phony reviewers think all IMDB review readers are brain dead and won't pick up on reviews written by the same person?

As with all my reviews, there are no spoilers. Re: the film's production, it is pretty bad all around.

• The acting is terrible. The majority of actors in the film have likely never acted a day in their life. Or if they have, it is without training. Conversations between characters sound and feel like the actors memorized a script and are reciting by request. There is nothing convincing from any actor...I mean...it's bad. Even the back-and-forth "fight" between the "white gangsta" and his "hoe" sound like two cardboard cutouts reciting lines from book. I picked out at least 6 examples of actors forgetting or flubbing lines; they were left in the movie and. It edited out. That's bad. Even with a good script the actors wouldn't have pulled it off. It's them, not the script. Though the script is exceptionally bad.
• I could not recall a single movie I've seen that had a script worse than this. There are a TON of what would be considered "normal everyday conversations" in this film, and the writers wrote the script verbatim from that kind of thinking - instead of omitting ancillary parts of no consequence. These lengthy exchanges happen throughout the film and it is just painful to listen to, especially since the actors recite lines in such monotonous tones. Those facets, if acted-out with high skill could cover a bad script, but with terrible acting the script's lack of quality really shows.
• Speaking of quality, another aspect of the film that had NO QUALITY is the filming/camerawork/sound. The camerawork is done with hand-held home video recorders and looks like any home video you would have on your shelf. Combine that with the sound being equally as bad, and it's difficult to watch. There are no ambient mics or booms used for this film...only the mic on the camcorder. This makes it even MORE like a home video. Shaky, bad sounding scenes rare what this movie is comprised of.
• The direction actually wants half bad, but this comes with a caveat. If the actors were replaced with top-tier talent and provided an actual script, this wouldn't have been so bad. I understood what the director was going after but the lack of talent/script never allowed the ideas to shine. It just goes to show that you can't shine a turd.
• Since multiple reviews mention special fx, it is worth noting that for the most part, they are on par with the rest of the talent. Maybe a SLIGHT bit better. Then again, one step up from absolutely terrible, is still terrible. At least I could tell they tried. To the director's credit, they did not use CGI but chose practical fx. None of them were convincingly realistic, it was still better than seeing poorly done CGI inserted into the vicinity of the actors. Overall, they were not terrible, and I applaud the choice to go practical over digital.

Honestly, this is just a really bad movie. I watch almost 100% indie films, and especially enjoy indie horror flicks. I even love "cheesy b-flick horror movies"...the ones that are so bad they're good. This movie is just bad. Bad acting, bad filming, bad script, bad editing, bad direction...just bad. I can't in all honesty offer one instance of redeeming value in this film, and I can usually do that with even the worst b-flicks. Again...not this one. It's possible this movie makes my Top 5 Worst Movies list. Maybe even top 3.

Horror fan or not you will love this movie. It has a great story, it's sexy and will have you laughing out loud. Over the past year I have become a fan of Dave Kerr, keeping up with his updates on the slasher movie he has been dedicating his time on. He has been hard at work with a supportive cast/crew and community backing him up every step of the way. The results are just brilliant. I would proudly recommend this movie to anyone

This is an indie horror movie that obviously has a low budget. Therefore, it has the expected faults (poor lighting and sound) but the story was fun and there were some fun kill ideas. I give the movie credit for a cool new killer concept. If you want a fun story and can look past the low budget issues, I think you will enjoy this movie.