Welcome to Nowhere

TV Movie
2018
PG
1h 28m

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After learning of his father's death, a man returns to his hometown and discovers that the family house and farm are mortgaged to the hilt. His two best highschool friends decide to help by ... Read allAfter learning of his father's death, a man returns to his hometown and discovers that the family house and farm are mortgaged to the hilt. His two best highschool friends decide to help by posting UFO story on internet to scam tabloids.After learning of his father's death, a man returns to his hometown and discovers that the family house and farm are mortgaged to the hilt. His two best highschool friends decide to help by posting UFO story on internet to scam tabloids.

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6.4/10

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Weird TV movie

This is really weird TV movie. On one hand it was shot clearly in the cinematic fashion with filters. On the other hand, it was shot in typical 16:9 TV format, and almost whole cast are TV actors and actresses. And that includes the very own Robin Dunne who is not only main lead - just because Sara Canning is listed first when movie starts and in the credits, doesn't mean it was movie about her - but is producer, director and writer, too.

The whole movie has a feeling like the cast said lets shot a movie and see what happen, and when I say cast, yes, because tree main leads are co-producers, too. Act I is clearly inspired by "The Hangover", and I admit, I'm not the big fan of that movie.

I overall liked cast, and many dialogues between cast is actually pretty good and full of meme potential. This is really the best quality of this movie. Sadly, execution and pacing were somehow off. The main issue is completely unconvincing interaction and relationship between Matt and Blake.

Overall, watch if you have nothing else better. It's not terrible movie, but sadly good dialogue wasn't utilized well.

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In the Act III, The General is wearing US Navy lieutenant commander full dress uniform. On his right shoulder, the shoulder mark of LCDR is placed in the wrong direction. It has to be in opposite direction not the same as on the left shoulder.

Quotes
Norm: Can we just talk about elephant in the room, please?
Steve: Why? I didn't know that Kate was here. Hey Kate, are you to drop a ball?
Norm: Why don't you like her?
Steve: Dude, I like her fine. I just don't like her with you, okay. Plus you two have been since high school. It's pathetic.
Norm: Ha ha ha, pathetic? What about you Mr. Tinder Swiper. This guy...
Matt: Tinder Swiper?
Norm: This guy drove to Brockton for two hours last week in to see girl who was 21.
Matt: Really?
Norm: You are the creepy librarian. You, Netflix should make documentary series about you.
Steve: Okay. Okay. First of all, she is very well read, she's beautiful, she gets jokes, all right, and nobody is happy in marriage including yourself nut nuts. So why would I invest in the institution with a such a low success rate? Answer me that?