Haphazard

A fun Guy Ritchie- esque film with unexpected moments of hilarity, impressive fight choreography and out of this world characters.

Haphazard is a film that's hard to categorize, and great fun because of it. The plot is straight forward enough and easy to follow, as different people all fight to get the same object (No spoilers). What makes it stand out from other micro budget action flicks is the quality of some of the action sequences and the moments of absurd humour. It is definitely not a film that takes itself too seriously. It runs quickly at a fast paced 90 minutes, and should keep you entertained right up until the end.

Ok, I'm seventeen minutes into this film and I can't believe the 10/10 ratings. The sound quality is brutal, as if I'm listening while wearing earmuffs. The acting is mediocre at best, especially the silly Russian accents. This is supposed to be an action film yet the action sequences I've seen so far leave a lot to be desired. I'll see where this goes but so far I'm not hopeful.

Poor acting, bad special effects, broken squences and hard to follow plot. The whole story is very poorly written, with the director having shots that dragged the whole movie into the ground. The fight scenes are not overly bad but still lame. A good "B" movie if you like those kinds of films.

The reviews shows that the cast and staff or their friends who put this overrated flick at 10 stars {how obvious} is only trying to get movie goers to watch this bad movie. Also their reviews are generally 1 or 2 lines and not with 600+ characters like everyone else has done. This is definitely NOT a movie worth wasting your time on. I stopped watching it after 20 minutes. Better to spending your time doing something else, maybe going for a walk. Two👎thumbs👎down!

Cool movie, nice acting, p*ssed myself laughing from the humour. Its always a pleasure to see real stunts, not fake cgi. Loved the Street Fighter and retro references. Also loved seeing Ron Smoorenburg in a funny character role. Its a fun easy watching movie.