The Everglades Killings

Standard set of teenagers. You have the Alpha male douchebag, and a bunch of guys and girls that are obviously destined for trouble. They get offered something different for Spring Break, a tour of the Everglades. After learning about a mysterious abandoned house the expected adventure pursues. Its almost too predictable, yet its a very watchable experience.

This film contains the predictable level of nudity you might expect from this kind of film, so it doesn't disappoint there either. The ending may surprise.

I like bad movies with bad stories and bad actors, but this one was just horrible. I stopped about 30 minutes in it was so atrocious. I didn't care how it turned out. I just could not deal with the music, filming style and vapid characters. Even the Linnea Quigley cameo can't save this dog. Believe you me, when you watch this you'll want them all to be killed in the first few minutes just to get it over with.

Truth be told, I could only make it 30 minutes into this film before I had to turn it off. There is no use critiquing the plot or the acting or anything else in this disaster. I enjoy horror movies, I'll give pretty much all horror movies a shot, but seriously, 30 minutes in and I was done. Don't even give it that much.

With low expectations and not being familiar with the first film (having not heard of it prior but noticing that this film has two different titles- Lake Fear 2: The Swamp, and The Everglades Killings).

With a majority cast of lesser known actors with very little acting experience (many of them seem to be non actors with this film being their first role- perhaps thete were simply friends of the writers/director or got hired on location).

There is definitely an amateur feel to this film which can work in its favour as it seems like there wasn't much of a dialogue script. A main problem is there are too many characters and the film is short so it's difficult to fully build each one. Of course the main attraction is the skin shown (many women in bikinis, a wet t-shirt contest early on, one character in a full frontal shower scene, a brief shadowed sex scene).

Overall it is predictable with the killings but there wasn't much explanation of why the killers were killing (what was their motive?). The very end scene is quite graphic and captivatingly dark and gruesome. Looked very legit with its special effects. This film isn't great but also watchable enough. Don't expect anything great or high quality.

The worst movie I've seen in awhile and you have all these dumb actors screaming at each other the entire time. ZERO STARS

It's a spring break trip of drinking and acting stupid, but mostly they just argue majority of the movie which is annoying. How this movie got made is beyond me.

I wouldn't recommend this movie to my worst enemy.