The Everglades Killings

First, I just want to say that this is not the best horror movie on the planet by any means. But it is much better than the garbage rating it currently has. I'll explain.

The movie starts off kinda slow. 30 minutes of jibber jabber that just pads the run time. During this time I truly felt that the movie was trash. It felt like all the convo was unscripted and that the entire cast of 10+ people were just talking off the top of their head.

But once the action rolls around I felt that one of two things was occurring.... Either the cast became AMAZING actors that were able to ping pong the dialogue off of each other perfectly, or the director fine-tuned everything with great skill and clarity. Or both I guess. At one point there are 10 people talking at the same time yet nothing sounds forced or contrived.

Then the kill scenes begin and they are exquisite! Everything is directed so well, the kills look real, the blood looks real, there isn't anything that looks cheap or tacky, the kill scenes are straight to the point like you would expect from real psychos instead of over-the-top nonsense. Even the snake looks real.

The practical effects are masterful for a first time movie. Seriously, why has Ben Wilder not blown up after this?? For a first time movie within this specific genre, he has succeeded expertly.

Amateur hour all the way with poor words (hardly worth calling "dialog" or "script") said by ordinary people (not to be confused with "actors") in a non-sensical dead teenager or in this case dead spring-breaker thing (not exactly to be called a "movie"). Unless you are addicted to having to peer at naked breasts, do not waste your time. The name of this review is the rating: zero.

Dont waste your time. No plot, stupid characters, bad acting. The ONLY good thing was Linnea Quigleys cameo. Stay away from this atrocious mess of a so called movie.

Absolute garbage. Don't understand how this even got funding. Someone's parents must have given them the money to make it. Don't waste your time on this.

The worst movie I've seen in awhile and you have all these dumb actors screaming at each other the entire time. ZERO STARS

It's a spring break trip of drinking and acting stupid, but mostly they just argue majority of the movie which is annoying. How this movie got made is beyond me.

I wouldn't recommend this movie to my worst enemy.