Bigfoot Vs. Zombies

As someone who usually has some kinda show playing in the background while I work, do chores, etc, this show isn't horrible to put on. Is it a show I would actually sit on the sofa and give my undivided attention to? Eh, probably not. But the zombies were interesting. The make-up and masks, while corny, weren't cringey. The storyline is interesting; I honestly forgot Bigfoot was supposed to be in the film, because it focused more on the zombies. Now the acting for the actual living breathing human beings kinda sucked, I'll admit. Overall, I enjoyed it, granted I semi-watched it while doing my finances and some household chores.

This is the worst movie I have seen since another Big Foot catastrophe "Curse of Bigfoot." The acting is terrible even for camp. I don't want to bury anybody but Danielle Donahue as Renee was the best of a bad lot only because she is skinny. As for director Mark Polonia, I hope his other movies are better then Bigfoot vs Zombies because this one is an embarrassment.

Movie is garbage, but I must admit I was blown away by Mr. James Carolus' performance as "Stoner Stu". It is a master class. For my money, it is the most brilliantly realized pothead character since McConaughey in Dazed and Confused. It's real, it's gritty, it's hysterical, it's genius. The lack of recognition for his performance is borderline criminal.

Rest of movie is meh, especially the editing and costuming. It seems that Mark Polonia has singlehandedly kept Spirit Halloween in business for many years now.

Another Polonia film that fails to make it. Amateurish make up and oh lord the bigfoot costume! The film does have a plot. The best performance by far was the white flatbed truck that moved effortlessly over the fields. Nudity would have helped. Seriously, several large, exposed breasts and maybe some butt shots could turn this into a three star. I will continue going through the Polonia cinema library (On second thought lets call it a movie library for this is not cinema) in search of some sort of explanation on how these movies get financed. Could this be a plot by a foreign enemy to bring down the Western culture? As for the winner in the contest of Bigfoot vs. The Zombies? YOU have to watch it to find out.

I love schlocky horror movies, but this "film" looks and feels like a fifth grade play. The actors are all terrible. The production value is the worst that I have ever seen. But worst of all, the make up and "special effects" can all be bought at the local Halloween store every October. It is incredibly hard to watch. The Bigfoot Is a super bad costume that they did not even try to fix or make believable. The zombies are masks that are even worse than the Bigfoot! I don't even know how that is possible, but they did it! Like I said the the summary, they really didn't even try to make a professional film. Every thing about it is bad. Please save yourself and don't watch it.