Christmas with Cookie

If you are going into this movie expecting normal movie quality you will be disappointed. If you only like good quality movies you will be disappointed. This is a bad movie in the best possible way. Its an borderline incomprehensible fever dream with bad graphics, poor acting, and a script that im not surprised to find out wasn't even finished by the the time they started recording. Its completely and utterly charming in the way cheap/bad movies are when you can tell the people on set where having fun. Its weird and fun and not the type of movie to take too seriously. Highly recommended for people who like this type of movie. Lowly recommended for people that don't like this type of movie. Also highly recommended for those who enjoy movies with the help of plants and liquid.

If you are looking for a fun time, a good laugh, and about an hour well spent, then look no further than "Christmas With Cookie." This film is so incredibly low budget and it embraces this fact to the fullest extent. I found myself laughing so hard that I had to take breaks just to catch my breath. The performances are entertainingly over the top. Cookie is delightfully vile. The film is intentionally "bad", but it's made with such precision that you can tell it took real talent to craft. Sometimes films that are "intentionally bad" are just bad. This one is so bad that it's great. These guys knew what they were doing. I had a blast from start to finish. Overall, very impressive and well made. I look forward to director/writer/actor Alan Maxson's future projects.

Low budget is a compliment for this movie. This flick is so cheap I bet the budget wouldn't have even bought a hot dog at 7-11!

And that is what makes this flick worth watching! It's low budget and it's silliness from start to finish. The cast seems to have enjoyed themselves. No one tried to be an actor! They took their roles for exactly what they are 'silly'. In other words it's the flicks consistency that makes it good.

The plot line involves the future year 3978, Cookie is on the moon reading this story to us, the north pole is a desert, aliens are flying around in pyramids, and along comes the Abominable Snowman. Actually I can't relate a plot line because the plot is mostly incomprehensible - but in good way!

If you are a fan of 'low end flicks', as I am, then 'Christmas with Cookie' is a must see.

Christmas with cookie is in artistic masterpiece. I've never seen such a ministry of filmmaking.

The cinematography the jokes the thing that looks like it took two seconds in blender the 400 something cookies on the table and the captivating performance of the abominable snowman keeper made this whole movie an absolute 10 out of 10 which I would rate higher if Given option.

With the help of this movie I have ascended to the heavens. This masterpiece has given me a new religion, all hail cookie.

Abominable snowman keeper needs an Oscar this man is the most captivating talented actor I have ever seen.

Rip that he died in an explosion #justiceforcookie.

HEY EVERYONE ITS ME (4) !!! And today we review ...

well ...

something lol....

and let me start off by saying THIS, if you like campy cheesy on purpose films that know they are bad and embrace it ...then YUP this ones for you

SO this movie revolves around a evil elf on the moon reading you a story from a book .... he loves cookies and happens to be named cookie ....played by the director WHO i have to add plays alot of monsters regularly including mocapping king ghidorah in the american godzilla king of the monsters ....personally (and not sucking up here) ghidorah has always been my favorite godzilla character .... so to know such a top tier hollywood player making his own cheesy indie films is REALLY cool ...

it helps indie film makers like me have a bit of hope lol....

this films evil elf book reading scenes are really well lit, and shot ..... the rest of the film ....eh ... kind of rough lol.. terrible "cgi" and green screening .... REALLY bad acting but again this film KNOWS what its doing and just letting loose .... i mean the skeletons are ... not even trying to act .... lol...

i REALLY hope to see alot more of these films i do like the second film better however in how they had "cookie" doing voice over during the film and a little less cut scenes to him ...it helped the film move along a bit .... but this one is a great introduction to him and the franchise ...

an easy 7/10 .......