Jennifer Coffield: My dad was being mean to me last night, and it made me sad.
Teacher: Who?
Jennifer Coffield: [overcome and speaking with difficulty] My dad.
Teacher: Don't worry about him. He'll... You'll graduate, you'll walk. And you know what? If you don't, you're still gonna graduate, and that's what's most important.
Jennifer Coffield: I invited him to my graduation and he, like, yelled at me for graduating early, and, like...
Teacher: Oh, my goodness, Jennifer.
Jennifer Coffield: He's just mean.
Teacher: So you know what? You're gonna go to college, and you're gonna make somethin', and then you can make nyah in his face. Right? Mad because you're graduating early? What parent DOES that? We'll show HIM. He can come to your college graduation and be mad 'cause you graduated college. Darn you. Stinking kid, doing good with your life. We're over that.
