Sheborg Massacre

I felt like I had to drop a review here just to counter the review that described this movie as "misandrist." I guess some fragile male got his fee fees hurt watching this fun low-budget comic book of a film. Clearly the people making it had a lot of fun. It's crazy enough to where you will overlook the production's budgetary shortcomings. At first I had the impression that the filmmakers had never met a real punk or a real nerd in their lives and tried to approximate them onscreen, but then I convinced myself that this was intentional and part of the charm and maybe some kind of Aussie humor that I don't quite get. Reminded me a bit of the hilarious Lieutenant Jangles. Anyway, fun movie. Worth a rent.

This is so bad it makes House Bout Horror look like The African Queen. Yes, it's even worse that HBH.. Truely abysmal on every leverl. Even bad film buffs will find it difficult to sit thui this atrocity.

Miss Duff is the only one who can act in this. Haveing seen her on stage, she is better that the material she is working with.

Contains - No budjet, no acting (accept for Miss Duff), badly directged, woeful scrift, po0rly staged fights - you can clearly see they miss & don't get me started on the vomit moment. They vomit on their captives to kill them.

If this is meant to be a send up - forget it. It fails on every level.

If you could invent a rating lower that BOMB - this abysmal attrocity would get it.

Don't even thinbk of seeing this. It's not worth it.

The 'sheborg' costume is great as is the sound track.

It's noticeably "low-budget", however the movie knows this and runs with it. The fight scenes and blood that seem to go on for minutes at a time reminds me of the grindhouse style, but parodied. The movie doesn't take itself seriously and is a full on comedy, so it's best if you don't take it seriously either.

It also takes the style of Lloyd Kaufman's indie freedom, in taking a ridiculous idea and making it real.

There are blemishes though, in the fact the gore looks like..spaghetti noodles? The writing has jokes that sometimes go on too long, the puppies look like bloody stuffed animals..but it's a fun movie all around and is best enjoyed stoned.

SheBorg is scheduled for execution, but escapes. Justifiably grumpy, the alien cyborg zips off to Earth to spread death and chaos. Only two vandalism-prone anarchist brats can stop the extraterrestrial killing machine before it assimilates all of humanity.

You don't see such a godawful cyborg every day. The poor actress has a rubber piece and a couple of tubes strapped to her head and looks like the streetwalker version of Locutus of Borg.

This no-budget production from Australia doesn't skimp on green slime-vomit, but does on everything else. The enthusiastic amateur cast mostly just stumbles around in the woods. The lab of an evil corporation that breeds puppies turns out to be, for example, just a tent.

Conclusion: An entertaining fun-splatter for people who enjoy laughing helplessly, as long as you have very low standards for how you spend your free time.