The wealth of material provided by umpteen seasons of the hit series is squandered in this inevitable porno imitation. Director Marc Weston is a hack's hack -kicked upstairs to helm after working on many a lousy Axel Braun epic.
The four vignettes avoid violence, wimpy as possible in that department via latterday pornographers' fear of mixing sex & violence, a no-no it would seem. Closest to that is bloodless clubbiing of folks by the It inspired clown, using bowling pins off-camera.
Opener is silly, a latex full-body fetish suit for f*cking, in a way overlong sex scene with dumb "surprise" ending.
Sex with nuns follows, well-performed by Sarah Vandella and lovely Pristine Edge in threesome with Ryan Driller, he being left-over from the first vignette. Another dumb ending.
Immortality is used merely as a dumb joke in the next IR threesome pitting voodoo lord Sean Michaels vs. Kira Noir and Dahlia Sky.
An opportunity for satire/parody wasted, as none of the original's style or atmosphere is captured at all.
