Strip Club Massacre

I love B movies. I love C movies. I love movies that are good. This movie, however, is the cinematic equivalent of "that kid" that got called on to read in English class that everyone hates.

I actually couldn't make it through the entire movie. The pacing is awful. An hour in and the only thing the we have established is that the main character had an awful day and got a job at a strip club where three other girls just randomly murder patrons and coworkers. That's it. It took an hour to get all of that information out.

Not only does the pacing fall flat, but the acting and cinematography is all terrible. Somehow we've sunk below modern porn standards; nothing in this movie is engaging. Nothing in this movie is interesting. Noting in this movie even looks good.

Go find a movie that doesn't take itself so seriously.

After losing her boyfriend, her job, and her home, 20-something Megan must take a job at a gentlemen's club. Things go violently awry, forcing her to determine who her real friends are, and faced with the ultimate job of revenge!

The name 'Bob Clark' suckered me into watching this before I realised it was made after he died... but I have no excuse for sticking it out. Suffice to say that this isn't an offering from the legend of cult film that gave us "Black Christmas" and "Porkys", and it's an unfortunate coincidence that this amateur shares the same name...

There is one positive, though; if you're an aspiring film-maker struggling to keep the faith, then check it out to boost your morale - if this can get released, then ANYTHING can!

I thought it was gonna be a goof, like bad as in so bad it was fun, but the production was way below 90s home video. It was just ridiculous. They literally just used the sound from the camera microphone. LOL

There is ZERO craftsmanship in this film. None, nada, zippo.

Make up was horrible. Acting was horrible. Everything was horrible.

This gets a AHH HELL NAW from me..

My friend recommended me this film, so I watched it and I got overhelmed by the greatness of this masterpiece. I wasn't expecting very much at first, because the title is not very special and the film isn't popular. But that is deceptive!

Bob Clark proofed once more that he is a genius in this genre and filmstyle. How smooth he let the story come to an thrilling climax...it is just speechless.

The Actors are great, despite their beauty, they are well choosen for this film.

I can guarantee by my name that this film is an entertaining, thrilling and brutal movie that will furfill your desires to the fullest!

Have fun watching, and don't forget the popcorn!