Swiped

This doesn't even deserve a 4.1. It was so bad. I had to keep watching to see if it got better. Spoiler alert it never did.

I don't know why everyone's bouncing on Noah's lap for this film, his acting is totally unremarkable. Kristen Johnston stood out for me. Otherwise this seemed to be something written by people still stuck in the "Revenge of the Nerds" era of social dynamics. It somehow manages to be blithely misogynistic and misandrist simultaneously. I've never heard of the writer-director but she seems to be remarkably out of touch. Clearly someone did some research into coding as this is a film that relies heavily on tech, sadly they seemed to give up shortly after learning the words "Python, Javascript, HTML and Perl". Continuity errors, bad stereotypes and unrealistic dialogue galore. Don't waste your time.

I'm not even focusing on the story, the visuals alone were absolutely terrible and filled with camera op shadows, focus puller accidently turned the ring the wrong way, lighting got put behind all the runners, half the extras were staring down the lens. It looked like they filmed without knowing the aspect ratio, I'm surprised this isn't someone's college assignment. I'm surprised it didn't end with 'Shot on an iPhone so if I were you if you swipe left on this one

Before the end credits run, (and I can't believe I lasted till the end) there is a note... "For My Parents". And all I can think is, the director must hate her parents.

Possibly the worst movie I've ever watched. It portrays almost all of the female cast as dumb, slutty, shallow, crazy etc. and is overall incredibly degrading to the female cast. The acting is beyond terrible and the budget and directing the movie was given did not help it whatsoever. The only comedic parts of this movie are the many awkward silences between lines that were most likely due to bad production. The plot was not only weak but had so many holes throughout the movie that it was hard to follow what was going on. The movie constantly jumps around in order to somehow shove along the plot and almost 'get it over with'. There was one scene where with no context or explanation whatsoever the main actors come on in sandwich costumes and a grim reaper costume. There was no previous mention of the holiday or even after to give you the reason of the costumes leaving you to just infer it was halloween or something. I couldn't believe that 1.) Noah Centineo was apart of this low-budget, badly directed, and overall garbage of a movie 2.) That it was produced by Netflix. I've seen some slightly bad things by Netflix, but this?! This was like it was written by 12 year olds and produced by a 3rd grade class. Don't waste your time.