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I really don't know how can anyone rate this with more than 4 stars. I have no words to describe it. Only watched it because of Noah and it was a complete waste of time. The characters are all stereotypes, the girls are either dumb and shallow or a nerdy shy romantic, the boys are pigs. It's not even funny. Of course there's a man to teach girls about their value, feminism and all, cause how else would they learn, right? The storyline is so poor, terrible acting, useless scenes. I'm so confused, why the hell did Noah take this job? Adam Sandler's movies are oscar worthy compared to this garbage, honestly. Don't waste your time!

I'm not even focusing on the story, the visuals alone were absolutely terrible and filled with camera op shadows, focus puller accidently turned the ring the wrong way, lighting got put behind all the runners, half the extras were staring down the lens. It looked like they filmed without knowing the aspect ratio, I'm surprised this isn't someone's college assignment. I'm surprised it didn't end with 'Shot on an iPhone so if I were you if you swipe left on this one

This doesn't even deserve a 4.1. It was so bad. I had to keep watching to see if it got better. Spoiler alert it never did.

Possibly the worst movie I've ever watched. It portrays almost all of the female cast as dumb, slutty, shallow, crazy etc. and is overall incredibly degrading to the female cast. The acting is beyond terrible and the budget and directing the movie was given did not help it whatsoever. The only comedic parts of this movie are the many awkward silences between lines that were most likely due to bad production. The plot was not only weak but had so many holes throughout the movie that it was hard to follow what was going on. The movie constantly jumps around in order to somehow shove along the plot and almost 'get it over with'. There was one scene where with no context or explanation whatsoever the main actors come on in sandwich costumes and a grim reaper costume. There was no previous mention of the holiday or even after to give you the reason of the costumes leaving you to just infer it was halloween or something. I couldn't believe that 1.) Noah Centineo was apart of this low-budget, badly directed, and overall garbage of a movie 2.) That it was produced by Netflix. I've seen some slightly bad things by Netflix, but this?! This was like it was written by 12 year olds and produced by a 3rd grade class. Don't waste your time.

I don't even know where to start. The acting was poor, there were sound issues on the movie, I don't think I've ever watched a movie where that happened (you can hear ambient noise sometimes, weird music, people that are talking on corridor sound louder like if they were speaking directly to you). Most characters acting was really bad, they introduce new people, like family members all the time. There scenes that doesn't make any sense, they just add extra minutes to the film. Many plot holes and continuity issues too. It could have been a funny movie based on the app idea, but they make it painful to watch instead.