Evil Bong 420

1hr30mins gone. What am I doing with my life? If the smoke doesn't kill your brain cells, this movie will get the job done.

I get the feeling that I should have watched Gingerdead Man vs. Evil Bong before this one, because there's plenty about this film that had me confused, not least the inclusion of Gingerdead Man and Ooga Booga, and Luann now being called Sarah. However, I do suspect that a clearer understanding of matters wouldn't have made much difference to my enjoyment of this crappy film, which is worse than parts 1-3.

This one sees Rabbit (Sonny Carl Davis) opening a topless bowling alley where patrons can also score some weed, but Evil Bong and Gingerdead Man show up to cause trouble. Director Charles Band seems more interested in getting numerous tattooed women to take off their tops than he is in telling a coherent story, the special effects are terrible, with some really bad CGI, and the humour is even more crude and puerile than before (the 'highlight' being a sex scene between Gingerdead Man and a buxom bimbo).

The film is only 53 minutes, but feels a lot longer.

While the whole franchaise is WTF am i watching silly horror comedy, it has some story and entertainment value, even as it has very bad acting, bad camera work, bad VFX, but somehow it adds to it's charms. The first 3 movies are quite ok to watch.

This on the other hand, is total flop. It has basically no real plot, it's even under 1 hour. The director just wanted to see some naked chicks and that's all the movie has to offer. Pointless nudity. The previous movies had plenty of that too, but it somehow fitted the script. Here the script is 10 times plainer.

Lets hope the next movies are better than this.

The fourth in the long-running series, which by this stage has merged with the GINGERDEAD MAN films and now features both series villains in a single movie. Sadly, this one feels just as low budget as all the others, with static plotting and way too much time wasted by having long and unoriginal, not to mention unfunny, dialogue sequences between the supporting characters. There are plenty of returning faces but very little happens in terms of incident or kills, although they ramp up the nudity in this one to make up for the dearth of content elsewhere. In the end, I found it slightly more entertaining than its predecessors, perhaps because the jokes feel like a little more time has been spent on them.

When you go into a movie called Evil Bong 4 your expectations are instinctively going to be low, but they still weren't met.

You see the first 3 movies were dumb stoner films but at least had a couple of redeeming features. This one lacks even those and is the worst one yet.

It's outstanding that a franchise about an evil bong has at time of writing reached the pinnacle of 8 movies, and I do hope they get better after this one.

With about half the original cast returning it tells the story of series regular Rabbit as he escapes bong world to start his own business. What business you ask? A topless bowling alley!

Also starring the wretched Mindy Robinson an actress known for getting her boobs out and literally nothing else. Here she fails to do even that and is just another crappy actress in a role ideal for someone of her "Talents".

As you can imagine the T&A levels are high, in fact in this guys opinion a tad too high. It also features a Gingerdead man sex scene that is uncomfortable more than funny.

Gingerdead man and Ooga Booga from Full Moons other movies are welcome additions and I like the fact they are doing this. Sadly without Gary Busey though the Gingerdead man is simply terrible.

Weakest link in the franchise.

The Good:

Many of the original cast are still present

The Bad:

Mindy Robinson

Pretty much everything about the Gingerdead Man

Less than an hour in length

Pretty crappy ending

Things I Learnt From This Movie:

Mindy Robinson is an inspiration to kids everywhere that they can leave school, have no talents or skills and still be in the movies