Wolf House

At some point someone will figure out found footage films suck. This one has all the usual problems. You can't see anything most of the time thanks to shaky cam. You watch a lot of people's feet. This film has the added problem of shooting a lot in night vision mode. Plus they use the picture in picture edit at times so it is even harder to see. You get the tearful Blair Witch monologue into the camera because you I guess have to. This film isn't a so good it is bad type film. It is awful and basically unwatchable.

I'm a sucker for found footage horror. This movie wasn't great, but it wasn't terrible either. It isn't every day when a horror movie references the sweet Harry and the Hendersons.

Wolf House (2016) is a chilling dive into the dark corners of the human mind, where fear lingers and shadows stretch long. This film doesn't just aim to scare; it sinks its claws into you, pulling you into a world where dread is as thick as the fog.

From the get-go, the atmosphere grabs you by the throat and doesn't let go. The cinematography is as bleak and haunting as a forgotten nightmare, making every scene feel like a descent into the unknown. The story is a twisted labyrinth, with each turn revealing more of the horror lurking beneath the surface.

The cast delivers performances with a raw, unsettling intensity that's impossible to ignore. Their portrayals are hauntingly real, bringing to life a narrative that's both unsettling and profound. The pacing is relentless, building tension until it's almost unbearable, and the climax hits like a punch to the gut.

Wolf House is a masterclass in atmospheric horror, wrapped in a story that'll leave you thinking and shivering long after it's over. If you're looking for a film that digs deep into the essence of fear, this one's a must-see.

Where to begin?,,,,the film is meant to be about 6 friends who go missing in the woods, only they don't, they all die in a house, killed by an ironing board with a wolf's head glued to it and some David Bowie impersonators, that's how muddled this film is, it doesn't even keep to it's own synopsis. I should explain, one of the friends shoots an empty gorilla costume when they're out in the woods, all 6 of them mistake it for Bigfoot, (I know!!), and they decide to strap it to the roof of the car and take it home in case they get into trouble, (I know, I know!!). The gorilla suit then comes back to life, turns into the ironing board with the wolf's head glued to it, calls some of his pals who like to dress as David Bowie and they kill the hikers, who aren't hikers now because they're in a house, i think. One particularly harrowing scene has one of the hikers (housemates) hiding from the ironing board in the cupboard under the sink,,,, never thought i'd ever say that, the cupboard door is hanging open and the creature takes a full minute to find him!!. I love crap creatures, but a hairy ironing board that can't find a grown man in a kitchen cupboard is just taking the pi$s. As for all the David Bowies, answers on a postcard.

Best movie I've ever seen. Best costumes. Best makeup. Best acting I've ever witnessed. Will recommend. Honestly it was like a toddler took your phone and was recording anything and everything. But I'm not really complaining. I feel bad for the poor werewolf, he'll be needing a chiropractor for the rest of his life.

One thing it has in common with another very popular movie is all the mouth breathing. Kristen Stewart taught them everything they needed to know. Makes me want to take a class from her as well.

Directors and producers should take note and never make a monstrosity like this ever again.