Jimmy Fallon: [in the "Pros and Cons" about buying the Apple Watch] Pro: It's available with dozens of interchangeable buckles and leather straps. Con: So is the deluxe DVD version of "Fifty Shades of Grey".
[audience laughter]
Jimmy Fallon: Sounds like a good deal.
Steve Higgins: Spicy.
Jimmy Fallon: Blu-ray DVD!
Steve Higgins: DVD!
Jimmy Fallon: Beautiful Blu-ray DVD.
Steve Higgins: "Fifty Shades of Grey", you get Monster Cables in the back, you're set!
Jimmy Fallon: You're tellin' me Blu-ray DVD got Monster Cables?
Steve Higgins: I got TWO of 'em! Solid gold!
Jimmy Fallon: Solid gold Monster Cables. What are you, a garbage person?
Steve Higgins: No, that's why I bought the Monster Cables! A thousand dollars a foot.
Jimmy Fallon: And how many feet did you buy?
Steve Higgins: I bought sixty feet, just to have enough so I could reach it from the back of my TV to the DVD player.
[audience laughter]
Jimmy Fallon: SIXTY FEET OF MONSTER CABLE?
Steve Higgins: Yeah!
Jimmy Fallon: Gold plated?
Steve Higgins: Gold plated Monster Cable from the TV to the back of the DVD. COMPONENT, no less! So I had to get three of 'em!
Jimmy Fallon: DVD!
Steve Higgins: R, G, B, and Y.
Jimmy Fallon: DVD!
Steve Higgins: DVD!
Jimmy Fallon: DV-do!
Steve Higgins: DV-dos and DV-don'ts!
Jimmy Fallon: [...] Pro: The Apple Watch on your wrist connects to the iPhone in your pocket. Con: So basically there's a constant Wi-Fi signal going directly through your crotch.
[audience laughter]
Jimmy Fallon: What could possibly go wrong? That's cool.
Steve Higgins: Nothing at all.
Jimmy Fallon: Should get some Monster Cables down there!
[audience laughter]
Jimmy Fallon: Gold-plated, BEAUTIFUL. You ever see "Frozen"?
Steve Higgins: Oh, I love "Frozen".
Jimmy Fallon: You put on "Frozen", you sing all of "Frozen"!
Steve Higgins: With a Monster Cable DVD, I could watch all of "Frozen" and sing it?
Jimmy Fallon: You sing "Frozen"!
Steve Higgins: I can sing it?
Jimmy Fallon: Yeah, you get the DVD, you sing "Frozen"! In your own HOUSE!
Steve Higgins: In your own house, like a movie theater, but miniature.
Jimmy Fallon: You unplug it from your TV and your DVD, and put it around your neck and wear it to the club! Gold Monster Cables!
Steve Higgins: DVD!
Jimmy Fallon: DVD!
