Birdland

The review headline says it all. Next to nothing plot, over the top tacky sound track and horrible acting. Do yourself a favor and avoid at all costs.

Don't even now where to begin. I wanted to turn it off on so many occasions, but my philosophy is that one cannot rate or comment on something if it hasn't seen until the end, so I endured. The movie is only one hour and a half long but to me it seems like I've spent the whole year watching it. The acting is nothing exceptional, the script is terribly boring, and I only gave this movie a 2 because of a decent visuals. Seriously, save yourself a year of your life because this is how long this movie is.

Everytime I think I've seen the worst film ever made, something like this comes along and changes that. I might say that the cinematography is pretty good, but that is the end of this thing's positive notes. The story is meh, the acting ridiculous, the score sounds like loops on a mac, and, oh, is she supposed to be murdering a jazz classic everytime she sings? How to make an hour an a half seem longer.

I couldn't get passed the first 20 minutes. Boring and not making any sense. The explanation of the movie was more interesting than the first 20 minutes.

Hollywood stopped producing watchable content around 1999 - 2001.