College Coeds vs. Zombie Housewives

College Coeds vs. Zombie Housewives (2015)

** (out of 4)

A scientist creates a new sexual enhancement in hopes that he can use it on his wife who no longer puts out. What he doesn't realize is that there is one side effect and that is it turns people into zombies.

COLLEGE COEDS VS. ZOMBIE HOUSEWIVES is a great title, isn't it? I guess I will reveal a spoiler that the title is a bit misleading because while you do get a lot of softcore sex scenes, if you're looking for zombies you're going to be disappointed. Is the film worth watching? I guess that depends on how you feel about the softcore genre. If you're a fan then there are enough good scenes to keep you entertained.

Mary Carey, Christine Nguyen, Erika Jordan and Michelle Maylene are the beauties on hand and all of them deliver some erotic scenes, which is what most people are going to want. Yes there are plenty of lesbian scenes, which I'm sure will be the most popular ones. As I said, as a softcore film there are enough erotic moments to make it worth watching. If you're wanting zombies then it's best to look somewhere else.

I had no expectations when I began watching this film, but let me tell you by the end of it I was blown away! The actresses are gorgeous and the lead actor Andy Espinoza Long is without a doubt the sexiest man walking the planet. The plot is fun and easy to stay involved and the jokes are corny but in a fun & cute way. Every scene Andy is in is hilarious and I can't get enough of his banter with Karlie Montana & Christine Nguyen. His body is amazing and he makes me smile... The movie is a fun ride and will make your Saturday Night, that is a promise! The finale is awesome but trust me this movie's big ending comes with Andy & the cheerleaders! That scene will go down in history as one of the hottest pieces of film ever created.

I must admit I have never really been a fan of this genre. I decided to give this film a chance because I have been seeing a lot of Andy Long's recent work and wanted to see him in this project. After 15 minutes in I was instantly a fan of Karlie Montana. She's very funny and drop dead gorgeous. Andy's scene with the cheerleaders though made this film worth every penny I paid for to order it off Amazon. He's hilarious, I just wish there were more scenes of him acting with all the female leads. The only negative comment I'll say about this film was that Erika & Andy didn't have more scenes together. I'd love to see a film with them as the leads in a romantic comedy.

Attempting to find a solution, a doctor invents a chemical drug for his disinterested wife only to instead turn her into a ravenous sex-crazed zombie along with whoever else consumes the formula and forces him to rely on cheerleaders next door to put a stop to it.

This here wasn't all that bad of an erotic horror effort. The film's greatest strength here is the frequency of its sexual scenes, managing to space them out at least with less than ten minutes or so in between everything which makes this run along rather nicely. The main couple here each get going within the first few minutes and it's a pretty constant stream all throughout here that range from the traditional set-ups and girl-on-girl as well with the one showpiece scene involving the multiple cheerleaders with the one guy together that comes off incredibly well with the numerous performers interacting within the scene making for a great time. The lesbian encounters here take center stage in terms of frequency here as there's a slew of such set-ups that make for a truly fun time, as the first encounter with the two wives is a really fun set-up, the cheerleaders themselves going at it is a pretty steamy affair and the later scene with his assistant and wife's friend is the other really enjoyable effort due to the professionals at play during the sequence. That this one manages to get a pretty wide range of performers helps this one immensely by making for a selection to choose from in order to offer up a variety to choose from that really gives this quite a lot of impressive work here with these attributes. As well, there's plenty of fun here with the way this one manages to actually keep the plot somewhat coherent with the continuous notes along the way about the effects of the drug and what happens to those who've taken it, as the continuous checking up on the results lab for more information is a nice addition to this. The three constantly dropping whatever they're doing in order to turn into a trance-like state and clumsily attempt to kill someone while they're all completely oblivious also makes for a rather funny series of scenes that falls in line with the rest of the goofy charm here. These here all manage to hold this up over the few minor flaws here. The main issue here is the fact that there's not a whole lot at play here in regards to the main conflict between the two groups as there's little connection between them and their conflict is rather clumsily explored. Even more is the rather awkward fight that basically consists of a few punches but a lot of rolling around on the ground which comes off looking incredibly comical and goofy. As well, the film's other minor flaw is the encounter with the scientist and his assistant, as during the course of the sequence a move that takes advantage of her enhancements doesn't work in such a film while the tan-line discrepancy on the guy is exceptionally distracting whenever it becomes the focal point during their maneuvers. Overall, though, this one has a lot to like about it.

Rated Unrated/NC-17: Continuous Full Nudity, strong continuous sexual content, Language and Violence.

I have been a fan of soft core films for a while now, and I ordered this one as soon as I heard it was coming out. I think Karlie Montana is the hottest thing since sliced bread, and Erika Jordan is the queen of late night TV. The cheerleaders make this movie all on their own, but I have to say the reason I ordered this is because of one of the lead Actors, Andy Long. He is the perfect type for a male soft core star and really steals the show. He's funny and has great chemistry with the ladies, also his love scenes are something else. He doesn't come off corny and is actually the only male actor I've seen in one of these I don't mind. You want to root for him to get the girl (which I may add, he always does in this film) This movie is worth every penny! I am hoping they make a part two! lol