Titanic 3

For a low budget film, it is quite ok. Of course, you cannot compare this film with The Thing but the story is similar. You get what you can expect, basic special effects, silly dialogues compensated by a lot of naked breasts and some pretty erotic scenes. All in all enjoyable and sometimes funny. Compared to The Thing, a score of 5/10 is too much, but I still give this film a 5.

If you're looking for spectacular graphics and beautiful scenery then go watch Blade Runner 2049. This movie is like a teenage boys fever dream. It's weird, it makes no sense and it has boobs in it. I laughed within the first 30 seconds of the film and it wasn't a snort of derision, it was a real laugh. It's obvious to me, but apparently lost on the other reviewers of this film, that the whole thing was made for fun and stupidity. It probably cost next to nothing to make and it looks like the actors are having a laugh. So don't be an idiot, don't judge this as if it was high art because it so obviously isn't. It's just a hour and twenty minute long joke.

I think someone made this movie as a total and complete joke... The acting is nothing short of horrific. And when I say horrific I'm being a little conservative. You might want to toss back a few brewskies before streaming this one out folks. I'd rather sit on the crapper for an hour and a half than watch that again. I'm not kidding on that either. You need to go into it with the mindset that it's meant to be a joke and not some high dollar budget flick. Watch it with a group of people at a party or something so everyone can enjoy the experience of this winner. Brewskies folks lots of brewskies. And a shower now that I think about it. You almost need A shower afterwards to wash the "stank" off. Anyway Enjoy!!!!

Yeah,I'm not sure how to write a review on something that is so bad. Some movies are so bad that, under the right circumstances, could actually be entertaining or even funny, but not this stinker. This is 1 hour, 21 minutes and 32 seconds of the lamest 'SciFi or Comedy' I have ever seen. I really don't know what was worse, the script, the acting, the story, the sets, the cinematography, the 'special effects'!! The people that made this must have been smoking crack or sniffing paint fumes. Everything about this movie is a massive fail. Whatever budget that this had, could have (or should have), been donated to charity. The entertainment industry seems to be failing it's audience, in it's core reason for being....Entertainment, and this one sets a new low.

Jeez, I hate being this critical.

Someone trying to make a joke and not succeeding at it is sad and ultimately uncomfortable for everyone watching the embarrassment. That's this movie. If you have fun watching bad movies that are purposely made as a joke or to pick on the movie industry, watch Thankskilling. This movie is atrocious, not because it stunk, but because they missed the mark in even trying to make it stink for a laugh. The elephant in the room took a huge dump and that elephant is their effort at being anything other than a geeky teen with his first video recorder who tells tired jokes to fit in and ultimately fails across the board.