Exit 14

I can't even begin to describe the sheer agony of sitting through "Exit 14." It's a horror movie in name only, as it fails miserably in delivering any semblance of a coherent story or genuine scares. This film is the perfect example of how not to make a horror movie.

The plot, if you can call it that, is an incoherent mess of random events strung together with no rhyme or reason. It's as if the script was written by a group of preschoolers playing with a ouija board.

As for the scares, well, there are none. The so-called "horror" in this movie consists of cheap jump scares that are so predictable you'll see them coming a mile away. There's no tension, no suspense, and certainly no originality. It's as if the filmmakers took a checklist of horror clichés and ticked them off one by one.

To make matters worse, the cinematography is amateurish at best, with shaky camera work and poor lighting that make it difficult to even see what's happening on screen. The special effects are laughably bad, with CGI that looks like it was created on a budget of five dollars.

In conclusion, "Exit 14" is a trainwreck of a horror movie that should be avoided at all costs. It's a prime example of lazy filmmaking, with no story, no scares, and no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Save your time and your sanity and steer clear of this cinematic abomination.

Just don't waste your time watching this movie. If I had to pick any positive, it's that this movie is pretty funny. It promises some form of horror story-line and fails to deliver on an epic scale. Even the music fails to be atmospheric, and most of it's "originality" comes from generic jump-scare effects easily found on YouTube. The acting is not the worst of all time, but it could have been so much better. The movie is full of cliché's and plot-lines that make no sense at all. It's so predictable, that it's just not worth the wait for any "scare". Even the ending makes absolutely no sense. I've seen some bad movies, but this one wins the cherry. Be warned, this movie is a complete waste of your time. Go watch Dawn of Justice. It's far better than this.

I honestly like John Schneider but he definitely needs help when it comes to making a horror movie. I sincerely tried to give this movie the benefit of a doubt but it only took time I will never get back. Not only was the audio terrible but the acting was worse. If you're a sap for bad movies, this one is up there with Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! John, honestly, a wineo could write a better script! Don't be fooled by the high reviews cause this one sucks!

I have to say, i'm an avid horror watcher and this one really impressed me. I started skeptical, but i really recommended staying with it as the twist is like nothing i have seen since SAW the original came out. It was a strong mix of supernatural and backpacker slash-em-up, like a cross between insidious and wolf creek.

Fantastic cast, will definitely be seeing these guys go places. I would however warn anyone who is easily scared to watch out for this one, I'll be having nightmares for weeks (or at least sleeping with the lights on!). Can't wait for Exit 15, getting all my friends to see this one.

A Must See!

Do you need proof? Watch this crapfest. Four thoroughly obnoxious college students are on their way to Spring Break, get lost, then their car breaks down. They are seemingly rescued by Roy (Sizemore), and taken to his mother's cabin for the night. They then subsequently summon a dead spirit via a Dead Mary trope, and wacky hijinx ensue. Actually, absolutely no hijinx in this movie. It's quite dreadful from start to finish.

Ok, Mick inadvertently shoots his girlfriend, finally gets a functioning vehicle, and... he drives her back to the cabin in the middle of nowhere, with no cell phone?! Alright, I'm done with this one.