American Guinea Pig: Bouquet of Guts and Gore

The title of this review says it all. Never in my life have I ever dealt with a person quite as unbearable as Stephen Biro and his less than poor quality film is a clear and direct reflection of that. Literally unwatchable.

I can see what they were trying to do. It has some ok gore effects in places but some do look cheap and take you right out of the vibe.....also the guy with long hair is the worst actor I've suffered in a long time, terrible dialogue....which was totally unnecessary. He ruins most of the scenes with his pathetic pointless lines.

The opening scene was beyond amateurishly filmed, the girls can't even act 'walking'. I 5hought it was a joke at first....then the part in the car!? Hilariously bad and again ruins the atmosphere they were desperately trying to create.

It's not a patch on the original for style and the most disappointing part is that even with all the nastiness it still felt as if it was holding back, it could have been far dark kn feel and nastier. Then they totally pussy out right at the end when they bring out the baby and young boy....which turns out to be nothing.......what a let down. Now that would have been something to see. But chickens out.

An ok effort and fun watch only for a couple of nice gore effects but far from as great as the filmmakers seem to think it is in the low budget amateurish interview included as an extra...... self congratulatory back slapping nonsense.

Unbearable. A hell. Impossible not to cover your face. And the author goes and dedicates it to his mother.

Doesn't hold a candle to the original guinea pig series. A lot of the dialogue about "i'm out of film! Out of roll! Cut!" was kinda cringy. And a lot of the gore was over the top.

The scene that truly got me was the jaw scene. I don't know if it was the quality since they used the VHS camera or what but it got to me. I will be haunted by that.

Speaking of, the 70s roll camera doesn't really help. I see what they were going for, that kinda august underground or last house on dead end street feel but it just made me go "what's happening??"

It's an ok love letter to the original and I hope to see more honestly.

Sure it's gory, but the special effects are really rather unrealistic and lack luster.

No story, no plot. What would this be.. a 10 page script?

This here people is called how to do a movie with the least amount of work possible.

If you want to see this crap there are ton's of real internet sites showing real people dying in worse ways.

This may of been "shocking" in the 80's... today it is just boring.

Do not waste your time or money with this junk.

And wow IMDb want's at least 10 lines for a review. There is not 10 lines of dialogue in this movie. Literally my review has more words than the entire film.