Our Lips Are Sealed

[last lines]

Mike J.: If I were Australian, I'd probably find it very offensive. The plot clutches at straws, and it's so thin, you couldn't spread it on one slice of toast. Once again, the girls play shallow characters, but at least some of the supporting cast are entertaining. It's also fun to see Jason Clarke in a role before he made it to the big leagues. And Katie... Oh Katie.

[opens the bottle of wine and hears nothing]

Mike J.: It's still just wine. Ah well.

[drinks the wine]