- [last lines]
- Mike J.: If I were Australian, I'd probably find it very offensive. The plot clutches at straws, and it's so thin, you couldn't spread it on one slice of toast. Once again, the girls play shallow characters, but at least some of the supporting cast are entertaining. It's also fun to see Jason Clarke in a role before he made it to the big leagues. And Katie... Oh Katie.
- [opens the bottle of wine and hears nothing]
- Mike J.: It's still just wine. Ah well.
- [drinks the wine]
- [first lines]
- Mike J.: Hello, I'm a British person, and I'm starting to get a little bit of Mary Kate and Ashley withdrawal. So what better way to get a hit than by sitting through Our Lips Are Sealed, their 2000 effort which sees them once again shipped around the world to fall in love with boys.
- [scoffs]
- Mike J.: Should I have expected anything else?