Barney Burman's Wild Boar

I will never get that time back. The 10 star review tricked me into watching the first half but I just couldn't force myself to hang. Whoever gave that 10 review bumped their head or they enjoy all tha garbage I hate.

Bad script, bad acting, bad story, and bad direction. No part of this movie was good. How does crap like this even get made?

The movie impressed me in a few fronts. The claymation was neat and added an unsettling dream effect. The monsters costumes and effects looked impressive especially for the strait to stream affair. Unfortunately, the film, or at least the version I saw on Amazon was poorly cut. Scenes seem to jump about as frequently as the characters do about the landscape with out explanation. The best example unfortunately comes with the end, where the characters drive from the desolate landscape to a suburb, get out of the car and are apparently in the middle of no where, and all while the pig villain seems to catch up their vehicle on foot despite assumedly driving a great distance. Lastly, most of the characters that go on the trip get little introduction and our gone very quickly.

I'll make it brief. Terrible story, weird cutscenes, bad acting and mostly cringe. The most disturbing thing in this movie is the relationship between what looks like a twenty-something brunette and her creepy Uncle. Whats worse is that her name is "Lamb" and his name is "Wolf". Accident? I think not. Avoid.

Illogical plot. Dialog written by a 5th grader. Shaky camera work and weird scene cuts do not make a horror film.

Don't waste your time.

Choose another movie.