Dump ...C***...Movie
That's 1 hour and 30 minutes I'll never get back.
I can only pity the director, who did her best with what she had to build on - that being a poorly written (and unfinished) synopsis. However, we've seen this genre of camp 'horror' SO many times that the ending could be turned into a game in itself: 'Which of 100 monkeys on typewriters can come up with ANYTHING to add an actual conclusion to this dire excuse for a movie?' Sorry, but no self-respecting B-movie fan would get a kick out of this. It's not even worth a spoiler ... They haven't put anything IN this to spoil.
Acting ... Great (except the stereotype-aunt).
Directing ... She did her best with what she had.
Effects ... (available from any joke shop).
To paraphrase the title ... ' Avoid, avoid, AVOID!
I can only pity the director, who did her best with what she had to build on - that being a poorly written (and unfinished) synopsis. However, we've seen this genre of camp 'horror' SO many times that the ending could be turned into a game in itself: 'Which of 100 monkeys on typewriters can come up with ANYTHING to add an actual conclusion to this dire excuse for a movie?' Sorry, but no self-respecting B-movie fan would get a kick out of this. It's not even worth a spoiler ... They haven't put anything IN this to spoil.
Acting ... Great (except the stereotype-aunt).
Directing ... She did her best with what she had.
Effects ... (available from any joke shop).
To paraphrase the title ... ' Avoid, avoid, AVOID!
- thespartanwrestler
- May 20, 2023