GrumpyMovieBuff

Galactus gets nerfed into some big non-powered dude who Sue Storm can just trip and shove around like she's ejecting a drunk from a bar at closing time. Why in the world would you make The Thing hate saying his catchphrase!? That's insane! And that little girl surfette was the least intimidating creature in the universe! Reed Richards was underwhelming and unimpressive, let alone 'fantastic'. Johnny just looked weird, but he wasn't Johnny as we know him in the comics, he was neutered and watered down. The CGI Torch looked pretty cool, though. Sue Storm was alright, but she was too monotone. Aside from little girl surfette, my biggest disappointment was The Thing. The only thing similar to his character in the comics was the fact that he was made out of rock. Nothing else about him was cool or bada**. I can't believe the slop that people will praise these days. They are like babies when you dangle keys above them. The movie went pew pew boom boom and the normie audience went goo goo gaa gaa.