duffyboy666
Entrou em mai. de 2005
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Duffyboy: Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the show! Please meet our contestant. Hank!
Audience: *Applause*
Hank: It's good to be here Duffyboy!
Duffyboy: OK, You understand the rules of the game?
Hank: Sure thing Duffyboy, fire away!
Duffyboy: OK I'll start with a practice question.
Question: A magnificent and charming man dedicated solely to sifting through the worst of what the multiplex has to offer.
Hank: Who is Duffyboy?
Audience: *Applause*
Duffyboy: Nice one son! And now it's time to call up the board. What specialist subject will you like to take?
Hank: OK I'll start with a £10,000 question.
Question: A movie mainly aimed for comedy fans during the Valentines day period.
Hank: What is Date Movie?
Duffyboy: Correct for £10,000!
Audience: *Applause*
Hank: OK now I'll move on to £25,000.
Question: These two men are in fact directing their debut effort.
Hank: Who are Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer?
Duffyboy: Well done, here's your £25,000!
Hank: And another £25,000 next please.
Question: 'When Harry Met Mr. & Mrs. Smith at My Legally Blonde Best Friend's Big Fat Greek Wedding in Sweet Home Alabama, which was Crashed by King Kong, Shallow Hal, Napoleon Dynamite, and Bridget Jones as Hitch discovered What Women Want: How To Say Anything To Lose A Guy In Ten Days whenever they Meet the Parents and Kill Bill.
Hank: What is the long scientific expression of Date Movie's title?
Duffyboy: Well done you're doing superb!
Audience: *Applause*
Hank: Right now let's move onto the tough ones. £50,000! Question: It's a series of famous moments from movies that may or may not actually be romantic comedies, and then makes a satire of them as if it were concocted by ten-year olds who had never seen the original pictures.
Hank: What is the significant flaw of Date Movie?
Duffyboy: Correct, and for a bonus £15,000
Bonus: They ought to be sued for this type of behaviour.
Hank: What ought to be done to the directors for ripping off Scary Movie and bastardising it?
Duffyboy: Damn you're too freaking good!
Hank: Well then, hit me with another £50,000!
Question: Bought in to desperately inject some life into this movie. She's trying her best but alas to no avail.
Hank: What the hell is Allyson Hannigan doing in this atrocity?! Duffyboy: Sweet!
*The show continues until Hank gets to £500,000.*
Duffyboy: OK Hank, you've done well so far but this is the big one. If you get this right, you double up to £1m and win this fabulous sports car. If not, you're £500,000 is gone. Do you want to gamble?
Hank: How can I possibly lose? I'm going for it!
Duffyboy: You are a brave man. Here we go.
*The studio turns completely dark as the question is asked*
Question: You know what? I have't a clue either.
Hank: Errrrrm.....errrrrm......I think it would be.....Why would anyone ever want to watch this?
Audience: *graons*.
Duffyboy: Awwww bad luck Hank! No. The correct answer is, HOW COULD THESE BASTARDS EVEN F**KING LIVE WITH THEMSELVES AFTER PRODUCING SUCH S**T, NEVER MIND THE FACT THAT THEY ALREADY RIPPED OFF SCARY MOVIE, THEN EXPECTED A PAID F**KING AUDIENCE TO SIT AND BE SATISFIED WITH SUCH B*LLOCKS?
Hank: Oops!
Duffyboy: Ah well, you get the consolation prize. A DVD copy of Date Movie! Security, show him out! And now a word from our sponsors!
Sponsor: Don't watch this film.
Audience: *Applause*
Hank: It's good to be here Duffyboy!
Duffyboy: OK, You understand the rules of the game?
Hank: Sure thing Duffyboy, fire away!
Duffyboy: OK I'll start with a practice question.
Question: A magnificent and charming man dedicated solely to sifting through the worst of what the multiplex has to offer.
Hank: Who is Duffyboy?
Audience: *Applause*
Duffyboy: Nice one son! And now it's time to call up the board. What specialist subject will you like to take?
Hank: OK I'll start with a £10,000 question.
Question: A movie mainly aimed for comedy fans during the Valentines day period.
Hank: What is Date Movie?
Duffyboy: Correct for £10,000!
Audience: *Applause*
Hank: OK now I'll move on to £25,000.
Question: These two men are in fact directing their debut effort.
Hank: Who are Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer?
Duffyboy: Well done, here's your £25,000!
Hank: And another £25,000 next please.
Question: 'When Harry Met Mr. & Mrs. Smith at My Legally Blonde Best Friend's Big Fat Greek Wedding in Sweet Home Alabama, which was Crashed by King Kong, Shallow Hal, Napoleon Dynamite, and Bridget Jones as Hitch discovered What Women Want: How To Say Anything To Lose A Guy In Ten Days whenever they Meet the Parents and Kill Bill.
Hank: What is the long scientific expression of Date Movie's title?
Duffyboy: Well done you're doing superb!
Audience: *Applause*
Hank: Right now let's move onto the tough ones. £50,000! Question: It's a series of famous moments from movies that may or may not actually be romantic comedies, and then makes a satire of them as if it were concocted by ten-year olds who had never seen the original pictures.
Hank: What is the significant flaw of Date Movie?
Duffyboy: Correct, and for a bonus £15,000
Bonus: They ought to be sued for this type of behaviour.
Hank: What ought to be done to the directors for ripping off Scary Movie and bastardising it?
Duffyboy: Damn you're too freaking good!
Hank: Well then, hit me with another £50,000!
Question: Bought in to desperately inject some life into this movie. She's trying her best but alas to no avail.
Hank: What the hell is Allyson Hannigan doing in this atrocity?! Duffyboy: Sweet!
*The show continues until Hank gets to £500,000.*
Duffyboy: OK Hank, you've done well so far but this is the big one. If you get this right, you double up to £1m and win this fabulous sports car. If not, you're £500,000 is gone. Do you want to gamble?
Hank: How can I possibly lose? I'm going for it!
Duffyboy: You are a brave man. Here we go.
*The studio turns completely dark as the question is asked*
Question: You know what? I have't a clue either.
Hank: Errrrrm.....errrrrm......I think it would be.....Why would anyone ever want to watch this?
Audience: *graons*.
Duffyboy: Awwww bad luck Hank! No. The correct answer is, HOW COULD THESE BASTARDS EVEN F**KING LIVE WITH THEMSELVES AFTER PRODUCING SUCH S**T, NEVER MIND THE FACT THAT THEY ALREADY RIPPED OFF SCARY MOVIE, THEN EXPECTED A PAID F**KING AUDIENCE TO SIT AND BE SATISFIED WITH SUCH B*LLOCKS?
Hank: Oops!
Duffyboy: Ah well, you get the consolation prize. A DVD copy of Date Movie! Security, show him out! And now a word from our sponsors!
Sponsor: Don't watch this film.
Normally when a new bad movie comes out, it usually sky rockets up the bottom 100 list. This is mainly just a trendy thing. You Got Served, Bloodrayne and From Justin to Kelly were among these unlucky ones. Oh sure they were bad movies alright, terrible movies to be blunter. But when you looked at the movies like Red Zone Cuba, Gigli and of course Manos, you couldn't really rate them as that bad.
NOT THIS TIME
Think of the most horrible, hateful put down you could ever attach to anyone and anything and it still wouldn't do Larry The Cable Guy justice. That's right folks. 40 years on and finally, Manos is now the world number two on the chart. This movie is the biggest piece of s**t to ever stink up the theatre. It is so jaw droppingly, blood-boilingly bad that you wouldn't even serve it to your most hated emnemy.
Not only is Larry The Cable Guy the single worst most horrible movie of all time, but it is the spawn of the single worst most horrible idea of all time. The plot involves a series of food poisonings at the city's best restaurants, with the All City Top Chef contest just days away. It's up to Larry and Butlin to figure out who's sabotaging the competition, even if it means taking on the breast-obsessed mayor.
Got that folks? It's another toilet humor film which sucks! And it's another film directed by a first timer (Trent Cooper)! See Deuce Bigalow for reference! In the first five minutes of the redneck comedian's film debut, we see Larry urinating on himself in the shower, flashing his butt crack, having a flatulence attack in front of his boss, and referencing the smell of "strawberry douche." At this point I turn unto God and ask "Why?" Why does Hollywood keep doing this with impunity!
Trent Cooper is only there to keep the movie in focus (he even fails that at times) and to make certain there are enough fart jokes to keep the overlong running time rumbling. Seriously, you could make DVD chapters out of the number of times Larry -- or anybody, really -- makes with the southern thunder. That is how awful this movie is. It can't even save itself with fart jokes.
Larry The Cable Guy is truly the worst movie of all time. It should be driven to a quiet spot, forced to kneel down and be shot through the head. That'll learn it!
NEVER WATCH THIS MOVIE.
NOT THIS TIME
Think of the most horrible, hateful put down you could ever attach to anyone and anything and it still wouldn't do Larry The Cable Guy justice. That's right folks. 40 years on and finally, Manos is now the world number two on the chart. This movie is the biggest piece of s**t to ever stink up the theatre. It is so jaw droppingly, blood-boilingly bad that you wouldn't even serve it to your most hated emnemy.
Not only is Larry The Cable Guy the single worst most horrible movie of all time, but it is the spawn of the single worst most horrible idea of all time. The plot involves a series of food poisonings at the city's best restaurants, with the All City Top Chef contest just days away. It's up to Larry and Butlin to figure out who's sabotaging the competition, even if it means taking on the breast-obsessed mayor.
Got that folks? It's another toilet humor film which sucks! And it's another film directed by a first timer (Trent Cooper)! See Deuce Bigalow for reference! In the first five minutes of the redneck comedian's film debut, we see Larry urinating on himself in the shower, flashing his butt crack, having a flatulence attack in front of his boss, and referencing the smell of "strawberry douche." At this point I turn unto God and ask "Why?" Why does Hollywood keep doing this with impunity!
Trent Cooper is only there to keep the movie in focus (he even fails that at times) and to make certain there are enough fart jokes to keep the overlong running time rumbling. Seriously, you could make DVD chapters out of the number of times Larry -- or anybody, really -- makes with the southern thunder. That is how awful this movie is. It can't even save itself with fart jokes.
Larry The Cable Guy is truly the worst movie of all time. It should be driven to a quiet spot, forced to kneel down and be shot through the head. That'll learn it!
NEVER WATCH THIS MOVIE.