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This is bad.

Horror? No.

Funny? No.

Drama? No.

Garbage? Well, I'll take it out, dear.

So bad its good? No. Its worse.

Ever had guests that never leave? You invited to a party, 26 hours ago, and some snort-heads are still on their way up, you wanna sleep, but you know that you'll wake up with a bottle of Absolute or something stuck up your ass if you fall asleep.... and you just cant take anymore.

WELL! This stinker is your solution: -Hey guys, I've got a really fat movie here, just let me turn down that music, and... find my VCR.

They don't just leave, they'll run. And they'll never come back.

Its impossible to watch this... thing. Its so bad its fascinating, I think the best liner is: We'll make camp here. But don't make any fire. And thats not a killer line...

Don't watch it, but if you can, buy it. It can be useful, as a part of an anti-thief system, even the police will give up and run...

1 is the bottom line, OK. If I could give it a -10.... No. Just leave it there. Its a ... cant find the words. I guess Satan took them with him when he fell down there. And some nut-heads still thinks plan 9 is the worst movie ever? This is worse than Jacksons King Kong! And Woooah, thats ugly...

I don't care. Realistic, surrealistic. pffff. I didn't know what to think about this one, until Amanda Riddle started her Little Rooster, then I just re-winded the movie, lined up a sixpack of beer, went on a toilet trip, made sure both ends was empty, sat down, opened a bear, and loved the movie from point a to whatever. I guess most users here consume lots of movies every year. I do, 2-3 movies a day. This beauty will be seen several times, watched it 6 times already, just getting better. No plot? Maby you should use your brain, its not Hollywood, try out that grey thing inside your head.... it could give you some life. Gummo is one of the best movies I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot. Some 10 000 or so. I get some Kurosawa feeling from this beauty, a feeling Steven Spielberg or Peter Jackson never could give me, its simple, its a story, the story is told, and if you can hang in there without big bangs and other CGIs, and let your brain work now and then, you got yourself one hell of a movie. This is a classic. Not a seven samurai, but better than Casablanca. Its That F***** good, not top 10, but with some 10 000 movies watched, Gummo is in top 20. As an American movie, compared to other American movies, Gummo should be in top 5. It is that good. I don't know anyone that have had any part in this movie whatsoever, I wish I did. I believe that they had a story, wanted to tell it, and just did it. I just hang my head, giggling, and repeat: You did it. You f**** did it, and I love you. 10/10.

I love no budget crappy trash-movies, but this is just not good enough, or bad enough. If you have seen any, and I mean almost any, movie with ugly ass-faced prison guards raping females in a jungle prison before, you will find this piece of s**t boring as the hell hole on Satan's behind. Yes, the terrible babbling stupid dubbing is great (where do they find those horrible people talentless enough to read such awful lines with such stupidity and funny pathos?) but its just not awful enough to make up for the bad but not bad enough acting. The script? A cut and paste, as it should be. But hey, one little piece of new disgusting trash wouldn't be to much to ask for would it? If you're new to this kind of crappy trash, you might find it kind of funny.