dan_90802
Entrou em mar. de 2005
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Oh, look! A new season of MAFS!
But wait, it's even longer than before! With more talking by the "experts," who, let's be honest, make terrible matches. And some more blathering. Oh yeah, more and more blathering!
Mmm, what's new this season? Exclusively heterosexual couples one more time! That's not it. Less pontificating by the "experts?" That's not it. Something... anything novel? Nope, that's not it.
A new city! Yesssss! It's a new city this season! Will a new city add something noteworthy to the season? Pretty please! Alas, no. More of the same schlock.
Time to pull the plug on this drivel. Seriously.
But wait, it's even longer than before! With more talking by the "experts," who, let's be honest, make terrible matches. And some more blathering. Oh yeah, more and more blathering!
Mmm, what's new this season? Exclusively heterosexual couples one more time! That's not it. Less pontificating by the "experts?" That's not it. Something... anything novel? Nope, that's not it.
A new city! Yesssss! It's a new city this season! Will a new city add something noteworthy to the season? Pretty please! Alas, no. More of the same schlock.
Time to pull the plug on this drivel. Seriously.
88 minutes? Seriously? It felt like 8 hours.
I watched the series edited into a feature length film. Maybe ten, 8-minute shorts might have been better? I dunno, because the whole thing was needlessly slow as it was.
Worthwhile subject matter that has been more skillfully handled in countless other movies. The Major Trauma Event is inferred, so it does have the gravitas that might explain the grinding, slow burn that follows. Not really a burn at all, more like a forgotten ember that eventually dies out.
I see potential here to be sure, but the direction is jarringly amateurish - more like a first-year film school student's final exam project. The professor's notes would likely include: speed up the pace; use better establishing shots; use fewer close-ups, tighten up the writing; direct the cast better. The absence of emotion when delivering lines plagues every character.
Tldr: Skip it.
I watched the series edited into a feature length film. Maybe ten, 8-minute shorts might have been better? I dunno, because the whole thing was needlessly slow as it was.
Worthwhile subject matter that has been more skillfully handled in countless other movies. The Major Trauma Event is inferred, so it does have the gravitas that might explain the grinding, slow burn that follows. Not really a burn at all, more like a forgotten ember that eventually dies out.
I see potential here to be sure, but the direction is jarringly amateurish - more like a first-year film school student's final exam project. The professor's notes would likely include: speed up the pace; use better establishing shots; use fewer close-ups, tighten up the writing; direct the cast better. The absence of emotion when delivering lines plagues every character.
Tldr: Skip it.
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