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I love collecting quotes:

"It's only after we've lost everything, that we're free to do anything." - Tyler Durden

"The recipe for perpetual ignorance is:
Be satisfied with your opinions and
content with your knowledge."
~Elbert Hubbard

"Hello. My name is Violet and I was born into a world you may not understand." ~Ultraviolet

"'Battlefield Earth' is like taking a bus trip with someone who has needed a bath for a long time. It's not merely bad; it's unpleasant in a hostile way..."
~Roger Ebert

"Never argue with an idiot. they'll lower you to their level and then beat you with experience."

"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence."

"This is a test. Had this been an actual signature, it would've been sarcastic...or not..."

" It's a shame a family can be torn apart by something so simple as a horde of the undead."

"I'll hold your hand and the last thing you will ever see will be me because I love you."

"You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. "

Education, n.: That which discloses the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.
~Ambrose Bierce

Politicians, ugly buildings, and whores all get respect if they last long enough.

Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage.
~Nicolo Machiavelli

The Left wants government to be your mommy. The Right wants it to be your daddy. Libertarians want it to treat you like an adult. ~ by mjlrn97

She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership). O Henry

I love marriage.
It's like a wager on who will fall out of love first.

Children of the night....what a mess they make. Dracula:Dead and Loving It

When the tyrant has disposed of foreign enemies by conquest or treaty, and there is nothing more to fear from them, then he is always stirring up some war or other, in order that the people may require a leader.
Plato

"Guys break up with me all the time. I just beat them up and move on."

Here's to us poor schmoes, working for the man. Even if he is a hot, sexy female man.

"When you are in a man's power you must do as he bids you.
Aesop

"I adored fighting with him." -Liz Taylor, on 2-time hubby Richard Burton [argue]

The camera is an expression of the phallus, and is thereby related to technology's rape of nature, America's rape of Vietnam, capitalism's rape of everything"~ Ray Sawhill [argue]

In "Querelle" Jeanne Moreau sings, "Each man kills the thing he loves.. Each man kills the thing he loves...Da-da-da Da-da-da Da-da-da"

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask and he'll tell you the truth.[argue]

"No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman."
Honore de Balzac [argue]

In "Bound", Gina Gershon's character sighs & then says after hot lesbian sex, "I can see again". [argue]

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
Gustave Flaubert

Habit is necessary; it is the habit of having habits, of turning a trail into a rut, that must be incessantly fought against if one is to remain alive.
Edith Wharton

Mr. Brown: What the *beep* was I talking about?

Mr. Pink: You said "True Blue" was about a guy... a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, but 'Like a Virgin' was a metaphor for big dicks.
~Reservoir Dogs

I thought this never could happen in America, Ohio maybe, but not America.

It's like death eatin' a cracker.


At some point in your life, you find a use for every useless talent you ever had.


"If you prick us, do we not get bummed? If you poison us, do we not blow chunks?"