davezilla69

Het, don't get me wrong, I love animation and vulgar humor, but this show sucked! I have tons of "not for kids" style animation and love them (like Family Guy, the Simpsons, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Southpark, Rejected, and many more). I was excited to get this one (hey, I even like Enimem's music). Well, I popped it in and was completely disappointed. Who was this written for, potty-mouthed third graders? Makes Southpark look like the Smurfs?!?!? Who coined that lie? I'm not even a huge Southpark fan, but they are genuinely funny, this stuff, on the other hand was lame and barely slugged through each pointless episode. The best part was when I fell asleep through the whole middle section. I don't know, maybe I missed the best part (which I doubt). All I know is "I don't care". It was a waste of time and money. I can sum it all up in one word - "sucks".

Zombies, zombies, zombies!!!!!! Nice!!! This movies kicked major butt! I read a bunch of reviews and most were positive. Of course tere was the crybaby types who didn't like the gore and sex scenes. To you guys, "Shut up!" If you don't want the aspects of horror movies, go see "On Golden Pond" and leave the Zombie movies for us grownups. I know it didn't follow the original that closely, so the purists didn't like it, but why would you want to see the exact same movie anyway? If that's what you want, bust out the original. This movie had everything! Blood, guts, boobs, boats, busses with snow shovels smashing through crowds of the undead, mashing, crushing, brain munching, chain saws ripping, head exploding, loud music, guys on top of buildings playing shoot-the-zombies-games, unexpected heroes, a zombie baby, a big fat zombie chick, guys that knew what was going on, but stupid people doing stupid things, putting them all in peril. It was great! there's an online site dedicated to reviewing this movie by a genius who knows his zombie movies. I don't remember who it was, but if you search, you'll find it. Of course, if you're a crybaby who thinks blood, guts, and bouncing boobs don't belong in a zombie movie, you may want to opt for a Brother Bear review or something...that or just shut up. As for the rest of you sicko's who know the truth, crank up the Pantera, throw in Dawn of the Dead, bust out the beer and live it up!!!!

Wow! I saw the movie poster and it had a zombie statement. I was wayyy excited. A new Zombie movie, sweeeeet!!! Well, it came out and there was all these reviews of people saying they peed their pants it scared them so bad. So I ran to see it (insert uncomfortable silence here). Don't get me wrong, it had some nice gore and a few creatures that were like zombies, but what the hell is up with the long drawn out boring-ass dialogue scenes in European movies? Don't they know that us Americans have the answer with gore, loud music, sex, and nonstop action? The thing that got me the most was, didn't monkey-boy (well, he did look like a monkey with that full facial beard) get a clue that yelling "hello?" in a room full of resting zombies didn't work when they almost got him in the church? Next time he's in a room full of dead, what's he do? That right, yells, "hello?" And he kept doing it through the whole movie. He was about the only one who deserved to die and managed not to. Oh well, it did give me a chance to get drunk by drinking a beer every time he said hello. I tried to count how many times he did, but got to drunk. I'll stick with the real zombie movies, like Dawn of the Dead.