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JackBauerVsSamFisher

Entrou em nov. de 2003
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarahgeleyn/




The Fabulous Wax & Puff Ball Story
I wrote the following story and tried to translate it, using a translation program on the net. Prepare to laugh. (It's not about wax, but the word 'was' in Dutch has 2 meanings: 'was, or were' and also 'wax', so never trust a translation program.)
The great thing about this story is that it actually makes no sense, however, this is supposed to be the first part of a zombie horror story.

The sun wax nearly whilst ; the sky had the trustee yellow metal - purple suit. The was silent villa. Still then the reverse. The hum with motors and police van with siren outsider remaining road. Solitary hither and yonder whistling sound the bird 'slaapwel' versus together. The street lamp aptitude still not one weakly.

The wax obscurity within the sitting-room , solitary the semi- opgebrande puff ball , one floor lamp and the TV lighthouse the family worn. The sleep two tight onderuitgezakt until the TV , Alexander poverty-stricken via Esthers shoulder Yonder wax one extra nieuwsuitzending worn TV BREAKING NEWS liep townish with right-handed unpleasant to the left via the wing. " remarkable gezinsdrama within 5 cities " " the motif with the murder is still not well-known ".

Esther went suddenly watchful ; everything wax within obscurity township. The TV stood out of Solitary the puff ball trouble until dance tail worn the muren. "Huh? ", said they versus themselves , yet semi- sleep. One frighten sentiment top via their. They trial Alexander within various within the obscurity. Alexander ", whisperer they and they gaf him one duwtje. Alexander growl. Hey , watchful turn " whisperer they.

Not one retort. " the electricity is turned out ", said they somewhat run. "Hmm. Triciteit yes.," mutterer Alexander They nam him sure and shuffle him sometimes ranch doorheen. " worthy recline your puff ball? Whether you have somewhere one zaklamp?! Hey hey tranquil! ", said Alexander geïrriteerd. " puff ball within wardrobe zaklamp whilst bed ok? " he zette themselves summary and yawn. " do the weakly e-flat aan. " " who it is true " said Esther , " the electricity is turned out " " the. " soon Alexander and keek their understanding upon.

He stood worn nam the nearly opgebrande puff ball with the dining table and liep prudent unpleasant one with the caste opposite the sitting-room. He nam two puff ball out of the upper till. " stain you as well as a puff ball have? " soon he. Tuurlijk , wish yours who I my foot and underneath versus your caste stroke? " " aha da's one goeie, " said Alexander and he was in charge of the cash wing with the two puff ball within the grain with the other and bladder the other out of. " hither Esther nam the puff ball via and said : " the street lightning is precisely too turned out " They keek him inquiring upon. " say , I know nothing why , hey. The will well-being one tire trouble one's. Who take not ever tall

"Still," said Esther. They heel their breath within and splender. what " "Sssst! I hoor one alert whether thus. Splender sometimes " whisperer they. Alexander nam z'n wrench and liep the favour and deed they vacant. Yonder wax indeed one siren within the distance the shriek. " strange " said Alexander within themselves " pleased momentarily hither , I ga my wireless reach riep he , whilst he yet worn road wax unpleasant one's sleeping-place.

Esther stayed within the doorway standing. They keek the untroubled smell. The sun wax yet whilst. The night smoke the reverse this turn , unpleasant , stuffy. Alexander footstep clone through the complete family. " pelvis back within " said he. " and do the door worn snap " He zette themselves down within the seat and zette the wireless upon. He revolving door the switch , solely had not one success. Everywhere noise. Esther nam next to him yard. hither " said he when he one correct frequency sure had.

…zeker shut keep and reduced within not one case your family between 6 o'clock ’s night and 10 o'clock ’s tomorrow. YOU can very good tomorrow unpleasant your dichtstbijzijnde superstore whether retail trade travel and one supply blikvoeding purchase. Too stain you one supply drinking-water have. Tap water is utmost risky The water who you drinkable pitcher yet smear one's.

Through the stroompanne know we not the the situation yonder worn this one moment run its course. We guess the persons who worn the countryside reside upon to unpleasant the centre with your town city within wander and within your motor-car within stay. Ratten one's the past summon wholesale with the cities unpleasant the plattelandgebied gevlucht and the one's rope they who the risky one's. Ratten who prayer one's through token who smear one's with the until now unknown virus , turn then themselves smear and one's with that risky then who epidemic too. Yonder would be momentary gewerkt turn upon one antivirus , solely none has who up to now confirmed.

Animals and persons who through imprudence yet went prayer whether smear water have terse , will within the 10 o'clock are taken into account whether gedood. The symptomen… " Yonder volgde one long-run period with noise. Alexander and Esther keken when gehypnotiseerd the wireless. ". toegediend. " more noise ". utmost gev. " The wax given. Yonder volgde nothing more than noise , the vote were unintelligible.

They bleven the wireless stare , without themselves within stir , frightened to exhale and within swinging to in full within understand what they zone hearing hadden. The siren within the distance shriek onwards and the stroompanne wax yet townish not accumulated.


So lmao... What the hell is a puff ball? [laugh]





Enneagram type:
I'm The Observer/The Investigator and they are Perceptive, Innovative, Secretive, and Isolated, which all fit for me. (I got this from www.enneagraminstitute.com. Good stuff.)





My star sign: Aquarius. (Aquarius-Uranus type:)
"Your need for independence should not be neglected as it is essential that you develop and sustain the right lifestyle. In many ways you are the quiet, retiring person who prefers his or her privacy even though you have a reputation for being friendly, this is linked mainly to the fact that you always want to be helpful so anyone that needs it will be able to look to you. You will approach other peoples problems as you do your own, without emotion, logically and detached. As long as your views and privacy are respected you make a wonderful friend.

Your positive traits are originality, idealism, plus you are independent and honest. The more often you allow yourself to express the positive side of your nature that is how often you will feel fulfilled and you will see your life as a wonderful adventure. You have the power to help people to overcome their problems and you are seen as a bright spot in many lives. When young you are usually leaders of your generation but you should try not to cling to youthful opinions and lose that forward looking nature to ultra-conservatism. Awareness of the problem will go far to combat it.

You rarely lose hope due to your positive and optimistic outlook on life even when life gets difficult. Aquarius is an air sign and you must realize that aquarians need air, both physically and metaphorical. You must also realize just how stubborn you can be and should try to counter the tendency. You must not let your originality become too perverse as then others will be embarrassed or seriously annoyed. The Aquarian independence can also make themselves very remote from others thereby causing the Aquarian some emotional problems.

They often find it hard to let anyone into their lives; close emotional relationships for Aquarians are much more difficult than for any other sign. They find it hard to settle into and sustain one due to their powerful need for independence. Closeness for them means modifying their lifestyle and tolerating an invasion of their privacy, both material and psychological but when and if they do allow this to happen,(they do have a strong romantic streak), they will be very committed and true. Aquarian originality and the need to be different shows up early in childhood."

Man this stuff is so interesting [jump2]

If you wanna know more about Aquarians in particular or other signs of the Zodiac, here’s a great site to start: http://www.astrology-online.com/aquarius.htm




More interesting facts about me:
  • I live in Belgium, i'm 19
  • i like being on these boards and practice my English [winkgrin] It's fun [jump2]
  • although i am female, my brain is 60% male/40% female... it's a healthy mix. [yes]
  • I wouldn't be here if i wasn't a movie geek
  • i hate politics, economy and business and people who like money, power and status and think of themselves that they're important. They aren't. They're made of the same stuff as everyone else.
  • i prefer not to swim near the deep part of a swimming pool [no]
  • i once dreamt 3 times in one week that i died. They're my favorite. I also dream quite a lot about water, or drowning in it, and as you might expect, it's water in which you can't touch the ground with your feet. [yes]
  • i like taking photographs [winkgrin] photos.yahoo.com/nightriding_zombie
they're not masterpieces though

These are the masterpieces:) http://www.flickr.com/photos/sarahgeleyn/

  • i have a weakness for these: http://fa23.sites.uol.com.br/imagens/motos/kawasaki_vulcan2000_poster.jpg
  • i frequently switch to english subtitles when watching a movie.
  • i like taking a shower and feeling completely renewed afterwards
  • i frequently dream of elevators that go crazy or elevator shafts [uhoh]
  • i like stealth action / survival horror games
  • i try not to be materialistic. I'm doing pretty good for now [odd]
  • my job is boring as hell, which is why i wanna go back to college. I'm gonna study 'audiovisual techniques - photography' [yes]
  • i used to be in the Sandbox day and night, but not anymore. Too addicting.
  • Michael Bay makes great action movies, no matter what others say [yes]
  • at this very moment i should be studying to get my driver's license, but man that's some boring shit... i have to get to it eventually.. I want one of those muscle cars [cool1]
  • i'm currently saving for a Nikon D50 (http://www.dpreview.com/reviews/nikond50/), i even dreamt about that one [odd][cooldance2]
  • In the meantime, i already bought it [yes]
  • i'm a big Splinter Cell fan :)




Blogthings Results :)
You Are a Punk Rocker!
When it comes to rock, you don't follow any rules
You know that rocking out is all about taking down the man
You've got an incredible stage presence and rock persona
You scare moms, make bad girls (or boys) swoon, and live life on the edge!

Your Inner Child Is Surprised
You see many things through the eyes of a child.
Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded.
You cherish all of the details in life.
Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things.

Your Birthdate: February 11
Your birth on the 11th day of the month makes you something of a dreamer and an idealist.
You work well with people because you know how to use persuasion rather than force.
There is a strong spiritual side to your nature, and you may have intuitive qualities inherent in your make up, too.
You are very aware and sensitive, though often temperamental.
Although you have a good mind and you are very analytical, you may not be comfortable in the business world.
You are definitely creative and this influence tends to make you more of a dreamer than a doer.

You Have A Type B+ Personality
You're a pro at going with the flow You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer A total joy to be around, people crave your stability. While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity. Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done You're passionate - just selective about your passions.

Your Element Is Air
You dislike conflict, and you've been able to rise above the angst of the world. And when things don't go your way, you know they'll blow over quickly. Easygoing, you tend to find joy from the simple things in life. You roll with the punches, and as a result, your life is light and cheerful. You find it easy to adapt to most situations, and you're an open person. With you, what you see is what you get... and people love that!




My taste in music:
I don't have a favorite singer, i just like some songs. Here are some of my favorite:
Mad World Gary Jules
Bad Boys Bob Marley
Dolphin's Cry / Overcome Live
Wicked Game Chris Isaak
The End Yeong-wook Jo (Oldboy sountrack)
Talk Coldplay
Black Hawk Down Soundtrack no. 4 and 10 Hans Zimmer
The Man Comes Around Johnny Cash
Novastar, Nickelback, Guns n' Roses, Green Day, Good Charlotte, Dick Dale, Akira Yamaoka, AD/DC, Rage agains the machine, Texas, Dido, Anastacia, Bon Jovi, Black eyed peas, Van Halen, Within Temptation, Nirvana, Jesper Kyd, Harry Belafonte, Ennio Morricone, Eminem. I like a lot of music, but my favorite is still instrumental.





My favorite movies: (in alphabetical order)
(expanded list at www.geocities.com/nightriding_zombie/favorfilm.htm)

Adaptation.
American Beauty
American History X
Amores Perros
Bad Boys II (for the intense action and superb photography)
Battle Royale
Batman Begins
Bonnie & Clyde
Brokeback Mountain
Carlito's Way
C'est arrivé pres de chez vous
Chinatown
Cold Mountain
Crow, The
Dawn of the Dead (2004)
Donnie Darko
Ed Wood
Equilibrium
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
E.T.
Fight Club
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
Gladiator
Gone with the Wind
Hero
Jurassic Park
L.A. Confidential
Lola Rennt!
LOTR III
Matrix, The
Memento (2002)
Mystic River
North by Northwest
Oldboy
Piano, The
Pirates of the Caribbean
Pulp Fiction
Rebel without a Cause
Reservoir Dogs
Rock, The
Salton Sea, The
Saw
Scarface
Se7en
Shaun of the Dead
Sin City
Spirited Away
Sunset Blvd.
Terminator 2
Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The
Usual Suspects, The




About other things...
Fav. classic movie stars are:
1: Toshirô Mifune http://www.brightangel.nl/images/Samurai1.jpg
2: James Dean
3: Humphrey Bogart
4: James Stewart
5: Clark Gable



Fav. and talented actors: (not in a particular order, just the ones that come in my mind)
1: Benicio Del Toro (21 Grams)
2: Johnny Depp (Sleepy Hollow)
3: Jake Gyllenhaal (Jarhead)
4: Joe Pantoliano (The Matrix)
5: Guy Pearce (Memento)
6: Nicolas Cage (Matchstick Men)
7: Bruce Willis (Sin City)
8: Clive Owen (Closer)
9: Edward Norton (American History X)
10: Kevin Spacey (Usual Suspects)
11: Jude Law (Cold Mountain)
12: Christian Bale (Equilibrium)
13: Viggo Mortensen (Lord of the Rings)
14: Al Pacino (Scarface)
15: Jack Nicholson (One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest)
16: George Clooney (Three Kings + he has sex-appeal :)
17: Chris Cooper (Adaptation.)
I don't really have a favorite actress.



Fav. Director of Photography:
  • Amir Mokri for his surrealism (Salton Sea, Bad Boys 2)
  • Rodrigo Prieto for his realism (Amores Perros, 21 Grams)




Fav. Director:
  • Chan-wook Park (Oldboy)
  • Akira Kurosawa (Yojimbo)
  • Hitchcock (North by Northwest)
  • Christopher Nolan (Memento)
  • Peter Jackson (Lord of the Rings)
  • Michael Bay (great action director)
  • Quentin Tarantino (Pulp Fiction)
  • Tim Burton (for his imagination)
  • Steven Spielberg (Jurassic Park)
  • Ang Lee (Crouching tiger, hidden dragon)
  • many more to come
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  • 20 de abr. de 2007
  • cinematography is flawless, visually stunning, slow paced, artsy, so definitely worth seeing

    I rented this movie at our local library, mainly because of Asano Tadanobu. (One of my favorite Asian actors because he fits in any role, and he's good looking.)

    This movie is very artsy, the kind of movie you don't find in the videostore around the corner. Which is kinda sad, because this movie really deserves to be seen. It's more of a visual experience than a movie, I think. The photography is so beautifully done, that it's almost superior to the story and the characters. (Which I like because I study photography :) I will definitely add Christopher Doyle to my favorite cinematographers list.

    I haven't seen such a moving (as in: kinda sad) slow paced movie since David Lynch' The Straight Story. You just have to sit back and relax. Turn off your cell phone, dim the lights, so you're not disturbed in any way. Now you're able to follow the characters through abandoned towns, a mysterious ship and in the end, the world of the criminals. This movie really does something to your state of mind. Mine got filled with melancholy. And it's all because of the camera. This sort of cinematography is totally not Hollywood, and maybe that's why (in my opinion) Asian movies are sometimes better in quality. (OldBoy, Infernal Affairs, Hero, to name a few.)

    I've read negative comments on the message boards, and I just don't get it why people don't like this movie. If you're used to teenage horror movies, then I sure do understand. But any serious movie lover should see this, because this movie has that little touch that I miss often when seeing movies. This one has humor, sadness, all the elements that make a movie great. It just doesn't have the usual pace. Let's just say it's the complete opposite of Fox' "24". But that's not a reason to bash it. This was done on purpose and for this movie and it's theme and the main character that we follow throughout the movie, it works perfectly. It deserves a 10 because in it's way it's refreshing, and I hope to see more of these in the future.
    Splinter Cell: Double Agent

    Splinter Cell: Double Agent

    7,7
    10
  • 3 de dez. de 2006
  • Very intriguing, but not challenging enough. New ELITE difficulty is a blessing!

    Having played all Splinter Cell games, I find Double Agent the most intriguing, but definitely not the most challenging in terms of difficulty. (I still think Pandora Tomorrow is the most difficult to date.)

    There are some very challenging moments, but those shouldn't be a problem, because you can save at any time. This is really handy if you're playing in Elite mode. The 2 most challenging levels are (to me) Kinshasa, in which you start off with no gear at all, not even night vision and you have to deal with very smart guards. Then there's New York, in which you have to deal with guards equipped with night vision. Unlike the guards with thermal vision (Chaos Theory > Bathhouse level > shower room) there's a simple way to take out these, once you've figured it out.

    I finished the 9 levels (+ 2 bonus maps) in a day and a half, so I was quite disappointed that it was all over so soon. (That's what happens when you play day and night, lol.) One of those bonus maps is definitely the weirdest level in Splinter Cell history!

    The replay value is VERY high, since you can change the story as you choose for either JBA (the terrorist group Sam has infiltrated) or NSA (the government agency that Sam works for). After every completed mission, you'll find out which side is suspicious of you and who is confident of you. It's up to you to keep both sides satisfied. For example: you can choose to disregard opportunity objectives for the JBA in order to keep the NSA satisfied.

    The enemies have gotten smarter. Guards patrolling in dark areas almost always have a flashlight. If they don't, then they probably carry a torch. They have also invested a serious amount of money in security cameras, lasers of different kinds and non-lethal ammunition. From the moment your visibility meter lights up even a little, they'll check out what they saw. (And sometimes they notice your presence when you're completely covered in shadows.) Their hearing has gotten a lot better too, so you should always be sneaking, if you didn't do that already. You'd better not take your gun out if an enemy is standing a few yards further, because they'll hear it. These enemies are very sophisticated and smart and that's what makes them so cool. The interrogations are always worth listening at, not always to collect information, but also for fun. The real challenge will be on the day that Ubisoft will create enemies with random patrolling routes.

    A new, and I must say a very satisfying difficulty is Elite. You unlock this difficulty by beating the game. You have no weapons, no gadgets. Only the OCP to jam cameras/lights, a knife and the ability to whistle. You have to rely on your map and your sneaking skills. It's so much fun, but might get the unexperienced 'splinter cells' extremely frustrated. Be sure to keep your eyes open for flash bangs and smoke grenades in dark corners, because if they're there, you bet you need them later on. The whole game can easily be played in Elite mode, when you decide to game on a lazy Sunday afternoon. You have to take your time to do this, thinking about the different routes you can take, memorizing patrol routes of guards, etc. You'll start to appreciate it more and more every time you play it. Another improvement is that you can't accidentally whistle by pushing the wrong button.

    There are also levels in which you have a teammate. You can tell them to wait or follow, which comes in handy if you want to explore the environment and take out the hostiles before they open fire on one of you. (Sam carries an adrenaline syringe, just in case.)

    The controls are the same as in Chaos Theory, so it's easy to catch up on that, if you played it. The voices are again very well done and very realistic, maybe even better than in Chaos Theory. Sound and graphics are as good as always. The music alone is worth listening at. If there should be a soundtrack coming out, I'm definitely gonna buy one.

    I wouldn't recommend this game to those that haven't played Splinter Cell games before. You always can, of course. It's not that hard to get to know the controls and the people. It's just more fun to play this game after you know what missions Sam has done in the previous games.

    I'm going to rate it 10/10, because of the great time I had while playing. I have to say though that 2 levels take place in the same environment, which narrows the adventure down a bit. And also that it can be finished in no time. It's very different from the other Splinter Cell games, but I like this new approach. (I do miss Sam's haircut though :) Aside from that, it's worth every cent and minute of your time.
    13 Tzameti

    13 Tzameti

    7,3
    10
  • 26 de jun. de 2006
  • dark, ironical, surprising, full of tension, sad

    I'm so grateful for having seen this movie on the silver screen. It's an amazingly dark film, in the style of Man Bites Dog, and it also has some elements of Eli Roth's Hostel. If you like movies with that dark atmosphere, don't miss this one! A young man who is hired to fix up an old house, finds a mysterious letter that has instructions. When he decides to follow them, more letters and instructions follow, and eventually he ends up in a house in the middle of the woods where he and others have to face a difficult task, in order to please the rich. If (the word IF is very important) he survives, he gets a lot of money. I'd love to tell you more about it, but it would ruin the surprise.

    At the end, when you're watching the credits, I think you'll feel more satisfied than watching any American movie. This one has an ending, it can't have a sequel. The ending is quite ironical, it's been a while since a movie really surprised me with that. It's amazing what kinds of risks non-American movie makers take, what they put their characters through.

    The cinematography was also surprising, it's a black and white movie, very stylish, film-noir like. Artsy, but not at all MTV-like. Once you get into the story, you'll begin to love the black and white, it's been such a good decision, and it adds to the atmosphere.

    I had never seen a Georgian movie before so i was very excited and all my wishes came true. It was way better than i expected and when it's out on DVD, I'll rent it again, or buy it, that's for sure.

    One last thing, if Géla Babluani's writing and directing a movie again, i hope it will be as awesome, dark and surprising again! He could be the Georgian Tarantino. 10/10
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