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Insufferable. Just like other Kevin Hart movies, this movie aims to elevate idiocy and stupidity to whole new levels.

I can't believe the raves some people are saying about AKO LEGAL WIFE. Or maybe there is another film with the same title that i am not aware of. AKO LEGAL WIFE is the worst Filipino film i have ever watched in my entire life! It has no story! It has the most overwhelming showcase of overacted performances! It is filled with humor that has been done ten billion times! It is a 2-hour display of nothing but offensive stereotypes. It's unfunny and mind-insulting from beginning to end. I have exactly no idea on which part of the film some people had a good laugh. Was it Cherry Pie Picache's Visayan accent? The Filipino-Chinese's excessive belief and reliance on feng shui? Ruffa Mae Quinto's "palengkera" and loud attitude? John Prat's flamboyant but closeted character? Or ZsaZsa Padilla's acts of desperation including a bad boob job?! There is nothing hilarious in this film.

Once again, Mother Lily and Joel Lamangan prove that they are the worst tandem in Philippine cinema. I certainly wish that Mother Lily fulfills her threat not to join the next Metro Manila Film Festivals because, finally, the film fest will be spared from the pieces of crap she produces year after year. Good riddance!

This is probably the most senseless filipino film ever made. The story is weak, (if there is a story, in the first place). The acting were lame and truly unconvincing. Casting Kristine Hermosa as the mother of Seguerra and the younger Sotto was the most unconvincing and unbelievable at all. The special effects were poorly done, unrealistic, and lacks creativity, actually, everything about this movie lacks in creativity. The movie relies heavily on slapstick and "adlibs" to provide humor. Despite the success of truly intelligent filipino comedy films like crying ladies, bridal shower, American adobo, etc., ENTENG KABISOTE beat box office records, evident enough that many filipino moviegoers haven't matured yet as an audience. and as long as they appreciate pointless movies like these, expect greedy producers to continue making films which are undeniably insulting to one's intelligence. The best Sotto can do for the filipino people is spare the manila film fest for the next following years of his mind-insulting flicks!