NotoriousNate

I remember watching this cartoon when I was in 3rd grade and it quickly became annoying. Our main character is Doug, a sixth grade loser, who wears the same green sweater and brown shorts every day of his life. He also has one sister, a "smart" dog, and a group of friends who come in various shapes, colors, and personalities. Sound familiar? Unlike Charlie Brown and the Peanuts shows though, this cartoon is about as preachy and annoying when it comes to teaching lessons as it gets. The music is horrible and the shows always involve Doug getting himself into some stupid situation usually he's trying to impress some girl he likes. Lame and cheap by any standards. I was only like 8 when this debuted and even then I found it unappealing. Don't even ask about the even worse Disney spinoff.

I remember seeing a few episodes of this show and then realized: "These things are terrible." Rather than your normal sitcom which has a few different plots going on at once to keep you interested, just about every episode has one small plot dragging on and the next episode is a slight change from the previous one. Jack is just annoying as an stress, overworked, and overprotective father and Carly's even worse, I mean how many good jokes can you get out of having three marriages?(They even recycle a few) None of the kids add much to the show, except Nicole whose around mostly as "eye candy", and the exes provide most of the comedy relief to the main characters who just aren't very funny. Includes a really bad "Xena" parody played by Jack's ex-wife, Stephanie. I do not recommend this trash in the least, but that hasn't stopped people from discovering the disaster that was "Something So Right."

I would have thought the title would be more towards the main character but I guess "Cycle Wuss" doesn't have much selling potential. There's more than one biker and none of them are exactly "psycho", they resemble hell's angels rejects. This makes me wonder why our hero decided to hire bikers to do his dirty work? Anyway, the abduction of the two hippie girls isn't all that "savage", its just the girls gagged and left on a couch where they cry and moan. I don't know were they came up with a title like "Numbered Days". As for the film itself in a whole, you can really decide for yourself but probably won't feel any better or worse for doing so.